What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[FreshAIG]

LL on Pump My shyt when he says

"I'm the greatest rapper in the history of rap
I aint on some shyt, the shyt is just a fact"

The way he said that so matter of factly always was funny to me. Whole song is funny actually.

 

[Yehuda]

I told my mama I'm thugging outside, we don't need cable

 

[Yehuda]

The hook on this.

 

[duckbutta]

0:43 - Reporters report me how she report to the orgy but it's more to the story her daughter applaud me



1:46 - Dark skin domies filling wild orders. Thought they were black for years just like Al Hortford.

 

[WhenWeWereKings]

Ayo we light a candle/
run laps around the English Channel/
Neptunes got a cocker spaniel/

Nore- Super Thug

 

[wizworld]

Whole song

This is not supposed to be funny at all but the bars are just turrible

AZie was talking a lot of hot shyt on these records so you know his character in the movie "Paid In Full" wasn't 100% accurate

 

[Yehuda]

Ayo we light a candle/
run laps around the English Channel/
Neptunes got a cocker spaniel/

Nore- Super Thug

It was even funnier when he broke it down and did the knowledge on what he meant by that.

when you light a candle, that's saluting your dead peoples. Light a Candle. And then, what’s the English Channel? It's a big pool of water and it's overseas. So I'm trying to say that when I light a candle I'm that strong that I can run laps around the English Channel. And Neptunes [producers featured prominently on Noreaga's two solo albums] have a cocker spaniel. Cause they're homo. [Pause]

 

[TheJet]

Suga Free "On My Way"

 

[SilverSamurai]

"I got a surprise for Pesci mother fukkers that think Sheek home alone" - Sheek Louch

This shyt gave me one of the dumbest images in my head

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

She wants to be a lawyer. In other words: shorty studies law!

This is my one

Back in college when someone said something mad obvious we would just say “in other words shorty studies law”

 

[Givethanks]

Detroit rappers have this in a chokehold, spitting fire and jokes at the same time.

 

[Erratic415]

At 1:46





Did he really think this was a dope bar?

He’s acting like ‘The Catcher in the Rye’ is some book that’s hard to track down lol

She wants to be a lawyer. In other words: shorty studies law!

I always thought similarly about Big Boi’s line on Git Up Git Out

“I used to hang out with my daddy’s brothers, I call them my uncles”

Really?

 

[WhenWeWereKings]

It was even funnier when he broke it down and did the knowledge on what he meant by that.

Thanks, I've never seen that.

 

[Yehuda]

I always thought similarly about Big Boi’s line on Git Up Git Out

“I used to hang out with my daddy’s brothers, I call them my uncles”

Really?

I've never noticed that.

 

[5n0man]

Detroit rappers have this in a chokehold, spitting fire and jokes at the same time.

He's intentionally funny.