watchin' jay-z's big pimpin' music video right now, jigga should've married melyssa ford's fine ass

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Melyssa Ford is a ho, a old ho at that

Stomachlines would walk down the aisle with a reformed porno whore if she looked good
 

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melyssa ford also seems to have a much better personality than beyonce as well
beyonce seems nice but generally always seems puzzled or clueless while melyssa ford always seems nice to at least have a mind of her own lol
now i know i'm only goin' by interviews but i'm just sayin' :yeshrug:

:what: Breh. You've never seen nan one of them bytches in real life. The fukk you talmbout, b? :dahell:


If you saw a bad chick in public what would be your first thought? Say hello or make a fukkin thread about it? :dead:

I promise I'm trying to help you, breh. This, what you're doing, is part of why you're not getting laid. :francis:
 

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i almost forgot just how beautiful she looked in this video, gotdamn! :whew:

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Jay z obviously thinks with his brain and his dikk evidenced by him not marrying that broke bytch.

Canadian women are only chasing dollars at the end of the day.

Mos Def learned the hard way
 

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y'all sayin' "why would jay marry a video vixen" and "melyssa a hoe" and all of that without even knowin' the shyt that y'all sayin' is true :shaq2:

just because she did music videos don't mean she fukkin' all of these nikkas she was workin' with. some women do have morals and i think she does :yeshrug:

if jay would've started datin' her right after they met (if that's when they 1st met) durin' "big pimpin" then it would be different because up until that point melyssa had only done a handful of videos and the 1st few ones she did it was like she stood out just yet like the melyssa ford we know today. video vixens really became a thing when melyssa ford and gloria came in the game and switched up, so if he would've married her sometime after that "big pimpin'" video, it would've changed the course of her history in the way the way that some of y'all viewin' her now

like i said, just because a woman does a music video in bikinis and all of that, doesn't mean she always out here hoein' and fukkin' and suckin' every nikkas' dikk

come on bruhs, let's not box people in and group em all together. y'all know we as blacks already get enough of that shyt on the daily :stopitslime:
 

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:what: Breh. You've never seen nan one of them bytches in real life. The fukk you talmbout, b? :dahell:


If you saw a bad chick in public what would be your first thought? Say hello or make a fukkin thread about it? :dead:

I promise I'm trying to help you, breh. This, what you're doing, is part of why you're not getting laid. :francis:

i'm sayin' once you get to know the woman, bruh
of course as for beyonce and melyssa ford i'm goin' off their interviews and looks because your right, i don't know them
i know it's all from a perspective of lookin' from the outside lookin' in, but i'm just sayin' :yeshrug:
 

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y'all sayin' "why would jay marry a video vixen" and "melyssa a hoe" and all of that without even knowin' the shyt that y'all sayin' is true :shaq2:

just because she did music videos don't mean she fukkin' all of these nikkas she was workin' with. some women do have morals and i think she does :yeshrug:

if jay would've started datin' her right after they met (if that's when they 1st met) durin' "big pimpin" then it would be different because up until that point melyssa had only done a handful of videos and the 1st few ones she did it was like she stood out just yet like the melyssa ford we know today. video vixens really became a thing when melyssa ford and gloria came in the game and switched up, so if he would've married her sometime after that "big pimpin'" video, it would've changed the course of her history in the way the way that some of y'all viewin' her now

like i said, just because a woman does a music video in bikinis and all of that, doesn't mean she always out here hoein' and fukkin' and suckin' every nikkas' dikk

come on bruhs, let's not box people in and group em all together. y'all know we as blacks already get enough of that shyt on the daily :stopitslime:

What talent would she had brought to the table besides running Jay's pockets?

Reality TV wasn't as popping back then.

What would she have been besides a bad ass bytch??

Beyonce already had money that was fukking with his...Put them together and that is SERIOUS wealth building.

More rappers need to do what Jay did.





The general consensus Back then was that Gloria stole the show in the "big pimpin" video anyway....Word to Aaron Hall.
 

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Jay z obviously thinks with his brain and his dikk evidenced by him not marrying that broke bytch.

Canadian women are only chasing dollars at the end of the day.

Mos Def learned the hard way

so marry a woman solely because she has a lot of money? :jbhmm:
money don't = love; if you thinkin' that's the be all and end all :heh:

generalize 1 group of women because 1 or 2 or a few do some shyt, bruhs :francis:

mos def aka yasiin bey is 1 man as opposed to millions of others :stopitslime:
 

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What talent would she had brought to the table besides running Jay's pockets?

Reality TV wasn't as popping back then.

What would she have been besides a bad ass bytch??

Beyonce already had money that was fukking with his...Put them together and that is SERIOUS wealth building.

More rappers need to do what Jay did.





The general consensus Back then was that Gloria stole the show in the "big pimpin" video anyway....Word to Aaron Hall.

many different things
maybe school?
after all, she did go back and get into real estate
just because jay z is a "star", doesn't mean she would've had to have been
she ain't a dumb, so skies the limit. she can do anythin' she wants
get into the restaurant business and start off her own restaurant business

for instance, look at snoop and his wife
she ain't "beyonce the superstar singer" but she got her own shyt that she do
like i said, just because a nikka a superstar with a lot of money don't mean he gotta marry a woman that's suppose to "superstar woman with a lot of money"

gloria is bad and 1 of my favorites but we talkin' bout melyssa right now, bruh
 

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so marry a woman solely because she has a lot of money? :jbhmm:
money don't = love; if you thinkin' that's the be all and end all :heh:

generalize 1 group of women because 1 or 2 or a few do some shyt, bruhs :francis:

mos def aka yasiin bey is 1 man as opposed to millions of others :stopitslime:
Beyonce is pretty, can probably fukk, and is rich.

Better deal them a broke industry thot bytch with a horse face and fake titties
 

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Beyonce is pretty, can probably fukk, and is rich.

Better deal them a broke industry thot bytch with a horse face and fake titties

and melyssa is pretty, can probably and i'm sure ain't broke :manny:

"horse face", bruh. now i know you trollin' :francis:
"fake titties" yeah but they nice though :yeshrug:
 

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and melyssa is pretty, can probably and i'm sure ain't broke :manny:

"horse face", bruh. now i know you trollin' :francis:
"fake titties" yeah but they nice though :yeshrug:
Melyssa ford is a liability. She's broke therefore she will take a large portion of that man's money when she gets tired of him. A man has to protect his assets. Beyonce is obviously a better choice physically and financially for a rich black man. You think like a beast so it's hard to get you to bring your mind into this common logic
 
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maybe school?
after all, she did go back and get into real estate
just because jay z is a "star", doesn't mean she would've had to have been
she ain't a dumb, so skies the limit. she can do anythin' she wants
get into the restaurant business and start off her own restaurant business

for instance, look at snoop and his wife
she ain't "beyonce the superstar singer" but she got her own shyt that she do
like i said, just because a nikka a superstar with a lot of money don't mean he gotta marry a woman that's suppose to "superstar woman with a lot of money"

gloria is bad and 1 of my favorites but we talkin' bout melyssa right now, bruh

She got her real estate license and you using that as an example of how she is much more than a chick who showed her t*ts and ass for a living? Come on bruh, i got cats that work for me that get their real estate license in their spare time after working a 12 hour shift. It aint hard to do.

You say she could have gotten into the restaurant business, well why didnt she? Where all them Melyssa Ford restaurants at? What has she done to show you she knows the first thing about running a restaurant? So looks like you telling me she woulda been running Jay pockets looking for something to keep her busy until she found something that stuck. Yeah im sure every man cant wait to get a hold of a woman like that.

It aint about marrying a superstar. Its marrying a woman who brings something to the table other than her ass. If he wanted a trophy wife he could have found plenty that havent had their t*ts and ass on display for every nikka with basic cable.
 

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Melyssa ford is a liability. She's broke therefore she will take a large portion. If that man's money when she gets tired of him. A man has to protect his assets. Beyonce is obviously a better choice physically and financially for a rich black man. You think like a beast so it's hard to get you to bring your mind into this common logic

broke in terms of what? compared to jay z or the typical superstar? yeah, in that regard we all broke lol
i hear you but love is love bruh. if you truly in love with a woman and think she's the one, then you gonna follow ya heart
i hear you but i like to look at the whole picture and not just part of it
 
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