Was Zack Morris A Simp?

[Taadow]

Can we be really real about something?

Zack was CLEARLY sellin' crack. Am I right?

 

[ORDER_66]

Can we be really real about something?

Zack was CLEARLY sellin' crack. Am I right?

zach had schemes but i dont think he was a drug dealer....

 

[kp404]

Can we be really real about something?

Zack was CLEARLY sellin' crack. Am I right?

Nah but he sold the school to the Japanese once

Sold fake IDs Tried to flip concert tickets sold fake ass skin creamsold exploitation dating tapes with his best friends' phone numbers to fukking strangers Dude was a Hustla

 

[Taadow]

zach had schemes but i dont think he was a drug dealer....

C'mon son...look at dude:

- the first nicca with a brick phone in the 80's that wasn't a business man
- had all the ill tennis shoes on deck
- how else did he get the money for all that state-of-the-art AV equipment they used
and random odds and ends for the schemes? I mean, he found a way to electronically
rig ALL THE LOCKERS IN SCHOOL to open when he hit a remote to sell Lisa's chit
when she had to pay her folks' credit card bill. How much money would that take?
- and the aforementioned schemes were soooo hustlemade...we talkin' Joker status...

 

[Methodical]

Nah but he sold the school to the Japanese once

Sold fake IDs Tried to flip concert tickets sold fake ass skin creamsold exploitation dating tapes with his best friends' phone numbers to fukking strangers Dude was a Hustla

Sold the girls (Kelly, Jessie, Lisa) in swimsuit Calendars to everybody.

Fake lottery tickets to the nerds to get $$$

 

[Methodical]

C'mon son...look at dude:

- the first nicca with a brick phone in the 80's that wasn't a business man
- had all the ill tennis shoes on deck
- how else did he get the money for all that state-of-the-art AV equipment they used
and random odds and ends for the schemes? I mean, he found a way to electronically
rig ALL THE LOCKERS IN SCHOOL to open when he hit a remote to sell Lisa's chit
when she had to pay her folks' credit card bill. How much money would that take?
- and the aforementioned schemes were soooo hustlemade...we talkin' Joker status...

 

[Taadow]

Nah but he sold the school to the Japanese once

Sold fake IDs Tried to flip concert tickets sold fake ass skin creamsold exploitation dating tapes with his best friends' phone numbers to fukking strangers Dude was a Hustla

I'm sayin' doe...it TAKE money, to MAKE money.

And as you say, he was already committing felony level fraud virtually every episode -
why not move some rocks?

 

[bogey_j]

Zack wasn't at that time because Jessie forced him to tell Kelly about Jeff and Zack was .



Remmy Zack as a president for a day and he's calling them 3 girls come to his office and give them his phone number and say will take them to movie tonight.

Zack is a pimp

@ Slater got no game, how you gonna be biggest popular sports at school and ain't even getting no ass but only date Jessie and couldn't get Kelly either.

slater beat the dogshyt outta zack tho he'll always have that

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

why not move some rocks?

becuz there's no hope with dope

 

[Malta]

He was definitely a simp for Kelly, she cheated on him to get smutted out by Jeff, still took her back. And then, the College professor in the College years also smutted her out, of course Zach was more than happy to have her back after.

 

[Taadow]

Sold the girls (Kelly, Jessie, Lisa) in swimsuit Calendars to everybody.

Fake lottery tickets to the nerds to get $$$

Ayo - you 'member when Lisa, Kelly, and Jessie formed the singin' group "Hot Sundae"? (lol, why do I remember this chit?)

That's like the FIRST thing you do when you get stupid dope money, try to get into music.

He got studio time to get them a demo cut, AND paid for them to shoot a video! WHERE DID HE GET THE MONEY
FOR ALL THAT STUFF, son??

 

[Methodical]

I'm sayin' doe...it TAKE money, to MAKE money.

And as you say, he was already committing felony level fraud virtually every episode -
why not move some rocks?

If Zack was about that life then how come he didn't take a smoke pot with his favorite actor? when he invited them to party?

 

[humble forever]

zack was focused only on the top babes of his highschool. pimp behavior

 

[Taadow]

becuz there's no hope with dope

Thinkin' back, did he even say anything when they did that part?

Slater said something about Len Bias, somebody said something about River Pheonix...wasn't he just
chillin' in da cut??

 

[ORDER_66]

Ayo - you 'member when Lisa, Kelly, and Jessie formed the singin' group "Hot Sundae"? (lol, why do I remember this chit?)

That's like the FIRST thing you do when you get stupid dope money, try to get into music.

He got studio time to get them a demo cut, AND paid for them to shoot a video! WHERE DID HE GET THE MONEY
FOR ALL THAT STUFF, son??

Zach's father was extremely rich tho....



It wasnt a long shot to think he'd always have money saved up from way back...