Was Zack Morris A Simp?

[HoLLaBaCK]

Zack was a pimp in general but he was a simp when it came to Kelly.

Plus he could control time like a god.

This gotta be the most G shyt ever...I did always question how Mr. Belding got himself in so deep that he was gonna was gonna put Zack in the full nelson while Slater knocked him the fukk out.

To be on topic I gotta agree that he was only a simp for Kelly...she straight crushed his soul in HS and in College.

 

[jay211]

Zack Morris stuck to the G code. How can any nikka hate on him? Zack was a pimp. Had all of Bayside sweating him. Don't forget he was knocking down grownup fine ass PUNKY BREWSTER.

And fukk anybody hating on Kelly. I'm with CP3, Kelly had a nikka in love growing up. That was Zack's number 1 hitta. He had to have Kelly. Zack was trying to show Slater how to get these bytches. Slater was on the football and all varsity and still had no game. What's crazy in real life Zack was dating Lisa during the show. He was in love with that black queen.

Plus, this nikka Zack had a new hustle every week. He was that nikka you went to high school with who was always running a scam.

 

[Canon]

If Zack was about that life then how come he didn't take a smoke pot with his favorite actor? when he invited them to party?

rule number 4 i know you heard this before
never get high on your own supply

 

[Methodical]

rule number 4 i know you heard this before
never get high on your own supply

Good one

 

[the cool]

It'd hard to juggle relationships when you're on the yearbook committee, prom committee, spring dance committee, school event committee, a member of the school choir, member of the school drama club, founder of the school hotline, announcer for the wrestling team, dabbling in ROTC, not to mention holding down a summer job away from home in between school years.

With a high sat score and all those extra curricular activities no wonder how he got into Yale with that 2.5 gpa

 

[504Slim]

so zach had
kelly
lisa
handicap chick
kelly sister
college chick
leah remi (chick from king of queens forgot her name)
biker chick (tori?)
fat chick

how many hoes did he have on that show?

 

[Methodical]

Classic thread. I saw some one dapped me.....fukking classic thread

 

[ORDER_66]

I remember this thread, good times..

 

[Methodical]

I remember this thread, good times..

Yeah....

So Zack wasn't no a fukking simp.

 

[ORDER_66]

Yeah....

So Zack wasn't no a fukking simp.

He simp'ed for kelly...

 

[Methodical]

He simp'ed for kelly...

Breh....that's not a simp....
That is called "Love".

He dated Kelly and broke up with her. Zack cheated on Kelly first before Kelly cheated on him with Jeff.

Zack was just realized he fukked up cause she was the one for him.

 

[ORDER_66]

Breh....that's not a simp....
That is called "Love".

He dated Kelly and broke up with her. Zack cheated on Kelly first before Kelly cheated on him with Jeff.

Zack was just realized he fukked up cause she was the one for him.

 

[Methodical]

The truth is Slater and Screech are fukking simps breh...
Zack tried to help Slater and Screech to get some college p*ssy but Slater was like and keep talking about Jessica who is a drug addict and became a strippers breh. ZACK WAS LIKE

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

The cat that played Zack was on some pimp shyt in real life. Didn't he fukk Kelly, Jessie, and Lisa during the course of the show?

 

[Figaro]

Y'all ain't never had that 1 chick that makes you loses your senses brehs