Was Zack Morris A Simp?

was zack a simp or a pimp?

  • simp

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    Votes: 29 69.0%

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Why because I gave your thread 1 star?

Yeah that shyt makes sense.

Zac had bytches galore throughout the whole show, but wanted to marry Kelly, who dated only 2 guys other then him in like 8 years INCLUDING college. Meanwhile he had a different girl every episode.

Yeah she is a huge whore and he really simped after her lol. It's called you fukk whores but marry a woman.

And your rep and daps is fukking embarrassing b, step up your life.

reps and daps on a forum is 'life game'?

Apparently it is to you when you are quoting me with Larry Holmes smilies trying to be slick.

wasnt trying to be slick, that was just a corny, lazy ass reply

Was just following the lead of this shytty thread.
:wow: you got outlcassed @bogey_j :rip:
 

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Why because I gave your thread 1 star?

Yeah that shyt makes sense.

Zac had bytches galore throughout the whole show, but wanted to marry Kelly, who dated only 2 guys other then him in like 8 years INCLUDING college. Meanwhile he had a different girl every episode.

Yeah she is a huge whore and he really simped after her lol. It's called you fukk whores but marry a woman.

And your rep and daps is fukking embarrassing b, step up your life.
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Running Zack broke his virginirty to..ask Miss Bliss.

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:gladbron: I totally forgot about them two!!!! Plus he had that rock star bytch french kiss him when he was in grade school but no one believed him on that shyt...

:pachaha:

Don't forget remember Zack made his game moves on college chick, tricked her into think he's a college student go to the same college she goes to but go out with her and french kiss her, having a fake ID to get into a club to meet her college girl.

And remember Zack was :lolbron: at Slater to think he's helping him out for covering him to have Slater's another gf so Jesse wouldn't think Slater has two gfs but actually tried to break them out.
 

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Don't forget remember Zack made his game moves on college chick, tricked her into think he's a college student go to the same college she goes to but go out with her and french kiss her, having a fake ID to get into a club to meet her college girl.

And remember Zack was :lolbron: at Slater to think he's helping him out for covering him to have Slater's another gf so Jesse wouldn't think Slater has two gfs but actually tried to break them out.
yeah and the club where they see Jeff grinding on some college chick..Kelly the Kid got butt hurt! then here comes :cape:Zacky to the rescue..
 

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Don't forget remember Zack made his game moves on college chick, tricked her into think he's a college student go to the same college she goes to but go out with her and french kiss her, having a fake ID to get into a club to meet her college girl.

And remember Zack was :lolbron: at Slater to think he's helping him out for covering him to have Slater's another gf so Jesse wouldn't think Slater has two gfs but actually tried to break them out.

Zach also macked the fat cac after she pretended to be upset at him..as soon as he told her he wanted to dance, she was ready to rip those Lane Bryant panties off right there on the dance floor

He also phone-sexed the Joe Swanson-broad and got her even after freaking out about the wheelchair; he then proceeded to whoop her ass in wheelchair basketball, but she stayed with the boss
 
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yeah and the club where they see Jeff grinding on some college chick..Kelly the Kid got butt hurt! then here comes :cape:Zacky to the rescue..

Zack wasn't :cape: at that time because Jessie forced him to tell Kelly about Jeff and Zack was :whoa:.



Remmy Zack as a president for a day and he's calling them 3 girls come to his office and give them his phone number and say will take them to movie tonight.

Zack is a pimp :salute:

:smh: @ Slater got no game, how you gonna be biggest popular sports at school and ain't even getting no ass but only date Jessie and couldn't get Kelly either.
 

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Zach also macked the fat cac after she pretended to be upset at him..as soon as he told her he wanted to dance, she was ready to rip those Lane Bryant panties off right there on the dance floor

He also phone-sexed the Joe Swanson-broad and got her even after freaking out about the wheelchair; he then proceeded to whoop her ass in wheelchair basketball, but she stayed with the boss


Remember a tall bully athlete chick was like :shaq: and :takedat: at Zack......when Zack tried to running from her and was like :whoa:
 

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Zack wasn't :cape: at that time because Jessie forced him to tell Kelly about Jeff and Zack was :whoa:.



Remmy Zack as a president for a day and he's calling them 3 girls come to his office and give them his phone number and say will take them to movie tonight.

Zack is a pimp :salute:

:smh: @ Slater got no game, how you gonna be biggest popular sports at school and ain't even getting no ass but only date Jessie and couldn't get Kelly either.
Cuz zack was cock blocking him..
That was a salty sneak attack from Zacky Boy when he bagged Jesse during the Snow White Rap rehersals..lol
 

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Remember a tall bully athlete chick was like :shaq: and :takedat: at Zack......when Zack tried to running from her and was like :whoa:

Hell yea, Rhonda. Rhonda chased his ass all over the episode

Also, when Zach goes out with random broads after Kelly dumped him, he went out with that black weightlifter to the movies...she muscled his ass to sit down and put his head in her arms :mjlol:
 

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Cuz zack was cock blocking him..
That was a salty sneak attack from Zacky Boy when he bagged Jesse during the Snow White Rap rehersals..lol

It wasn't cock-blocked.....it's just a simple fact that Slater has no game. Yeah, he did wrong on his boy and even he cheated on Kelly with Jessie though.
 

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Hell yea, Rhonda. Rhonda chased his ass all over the episode

Also, when Zach goes out with random broads after Kelly dumped him, he went out with that black weightlifter to the movies...she muscled his ass to sit down and put his head in her arms :mjlol:

:russ: I remember that shyt.


Oh yeah.......forgot about he was dating a homeless chick at the Mall when they worked at the Mall for Christmas holiday and having play for Christmas Carol
 

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:russ: I remember that shyt.


Oh yeah.......forgot about he was dating a homeless chick at the Mall when they worked at the Mall for Christmas holiday and having play for Christmas Carol
yeha the skinny chick who ate apples for lunch..her pops lived in the mall bathroom..
 
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