Was Zack Morris A Simp?

[The Great One]

doesn't someone with 'life game' such as yourself have better things to do than post in shytty threads?

Lol at you thinking this was going to be a great thread.

I shut the shyt down in 2 posts

 

[Oville]

Dude never seemed interested in getting the puss. Always seemed like he was cool with just making out with the girl

 

[Bud Bundy]

looking back I can't tell if zack morris was a pimp or a simp. he slayed most hoes who were regulars on the show, but when it came to kelly..he did lame things like propose marriage because kelly going on that cruise for 3 months and leaving him behind

Kelly and her broke ass made him weak. dude was had a chick every week though and ran through his female friends like nothing. Kelly must have some bomb ass p*ssy. You see how close him and slater were after they were done fighting over her. They were reminiscing about being tunnel buddies.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Dude never seemed interested in getting the puss. Always seemed like he was cool with just making out with the girl

It'd hard to juggle relationships when you're on the yearbook committee, prom committee, spring dance committee, school event committee, a member of the school choir, member of the school drama club, founder of the school hotline, announcer for the wrestling team, dabbling in ROTC, not to mention holding down a summer job away from home in between school years.

 

[Oville]

It'd hard to juggle relationships when you're on the yearbook committee, prom committee, spring dance committee, school event committee, a member of the school choir, member of the school drama club, founder of the school hotline, announcer for the wrestling team, dabbling in ROTC, not to mention holding down a summer job away from home in between school years.

 

[kp404]

Zach had too many women to be a simp and the one woman ya'll claimed he simped became his wife, so that shyt is null in void. Zach Morris had women for days, he just "chose" Kelly

 

[bogey_j]

It'd hard to juggle relationships when you're on the yearbook committee, prom committee, spring dance committee, school event committee, a member of the school choir, member of the school drama club, founder of the school hotline, announcer for the wrestling team, dabbling in ROTC, not to mention holding down a summer job away from home in between school years.

my nikka zack put in work

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

that nurse was bad

 

[Methodical]

Dude never seemed interested in getting the puss. Always seemed like he was cool with just making out with the girl

Stop it. Remember he sneaks in girl's bathroom for the interview to a wrestler girl and girl was like "You better get out of here before Mr.Belding (President) caught you then Zack was like " We can interview in the shower" or something like that.

 

[bogey_j]

that nurse was bad

like the start of a brazzers porno

 

[Heelmatic]

All you got to do is ask AC Slater, Zack Morris was a pimp son.

Slacker with no skills got the baddest bytches at Bayside(and everywhere else they went), while the school top jock/All-American stayed taking his scraps.....PIMP

He didn't discriminate either....Had a woman and her kid fall in love with him in Hawaii only to dip with the quickness, hooked up with a girl in a wheelchair, hell he even threw that dyke biker bytch the dikk on some "Welcome to Bayside" shyt

Screech was a simp breh, Zack had them hoes on lock

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

All you got to do is ask AC Slater, Zack Morris was a pimp son.

Slacker with no skills got the baddest bytches at Bayside(and everywhere else they went), while the school top jock/All-American stayed taking his scraps.....PIMP

He didn't discriminate either....Had a woman and her kid fall in love with him in Hawaii only to dip with the quickness, hooked up with a girl in a wheelchair, hell he even threw that dyke biker bytch the dikk on some "Welcome to Bayside" shyt

Screech was a simp breh, Zack had them hoes on lock

not to mention bagged slaters sister and had kellys sister sprung

 

[ORDER_66]

not to mention bagged slaters sister and had kellys sister sprung

I totally forgot about them two!!!! Plus he had that rock star bytch french kiss him when he was in grade school but no one believed him on that shyt...

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

I totally forgot about them two!!!! Plus he had that rock star bytch french kiss him when he was in grade school but no one believed him on that shyt...

lmao... my n!gga zack was gettin them older chicks from from time,g

 

[Oville]

Stop it. Remember he sneaks in girl's bathroom for the interview to a wrestler girl and girl was like "You better get out of here before Mr.Belding (President) caught you then Zack was like " We can interview in the shower" or something like that.