Warcraft the Movie: r u still down w/ Azeroth?

Spaceman Piff

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Something I've been thinking about since seeing the film...

Paula is 1/2 orc, 1/2 something else, aight word...

So I'm assuming the mother was orc because she said that the Orcs cursed her mother, or something, for even having her. So, looking at the other full breed orc women in that movie and I was thinking...


...what in the fukk, actually in its right mind, non-orc being, fukked a female orc? :damn: :huhldup: :whoa:


not sure about the movie.. but in the game, she's half draenei which is like an alien space-goat :lolbron:

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Claim you're a fantasy fan but have no interest in one of the biggest fantasy franchises in pop culture, brehs.

shyt, does your ass even play D&D? Do you even care about D&D? I don't give a fukk about fantasy but I'm gonna have to pull your fantasy card here because you sound like you're just talking stupid now.
I'm a fantasy book reader breh not so much games
 

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Being a huge fan of the series, the was serviceable. More interested in the sequel where the story focus on Thrall(the orc baby) story like.
 

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I'm just hoping the franchise makes it to three. I need to see strathleholm and the scourge , and lady silvannas fine undead elf ass
 

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saw the movie and really liked it. but yeah they really set it up for a sequel I hope this once does numbers so we can get one
 

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Well they figured it could beat a horror movie and if it were any other horror movie or performed like horror movies normally do, it would've. But it needed to bank most of its money last weekend because not only is finding dory coming out, but Central Intelligence is coming out as well. The rock and kevin hart, two of the biggest draws in the game, in one movie? Nah homie, that's not a good look. Warcraft just never had any buzz, whether it was the trailers or just the lack of interest in the game or the property in the country or maybe it was the whole Mo-Cap/CGI thing. Also, I'm sure it being a video game movie doesn't help

shoulda came out in 2008-2010 :yeshrug:
 

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my post literally starts off with "not sure about the movie but"

she's half orc, half draenei in the games.



:martin:

thats because theyve fukked with the lore so much since warcraft 1-3 .. dranai were some unknown race from the outlands in those games.. they forced that entire lore/story/race on warcraft in the burning crusade to make the illidan/VashJ story work :dead:

I just dont see how they can fit the entire story into 3 movies.. between the old gods, titans and of course the scourge (I havnt seen the movie yet but im guessing this is where it is supposed to lead to the horde and alliance vs scourge)
 

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Saw it a few days ago. Besides the Leroy Jenkins troll video i saw years ago :dead: I know nothing bout this shyt. With that said, i thought it was a decent flick. Like @Jazzy B. said, the cliche moments didn't happen when I thought they would which was :ehh: The cgi was :ehh: too.
 
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