Wait... To check my prostate you gotta what???

[Supercoolmayo]

^ ew man thats nasty

 

[BlvdBrawler]

at you dudes being so afraid of catching "gay" that you're willing to risk cancer.

The ignorance is around here.

 

[FaTaL]

Cancer cant be that bad. I'll pass


So i went to my doctor today and im talking to the assistant (also a doctor. Not a nurse) and she was like

Her - Starting soon we'll need to start doing prostate exams
Me - Okay
Her - Are you comfortable with me doing it?
Me - I dont care. Why do you ask?
Her - Just that it's a rather touchy subject and somewhat evasive
Me - How evasive

She explains in detail

Me - You're gonna do WHAT???

It's a done deal brehs. I'll take my chances with cancer. This cant be life

those were the old days, now they have a blood test i think

 

[SHAQAVELLI]

This thread has me :deadware: because it reminded me of third grade.

Right after doing the pledge of allegiance, we had to take our seats and one of my friends pulled out his pen... .... oh man... and he held it right on the chair of the kid next to him and as soon as the kid went to sit down, the pen went inside his booty hole. It ripped his sweatpants and underwear Not all of it went through. Probably about 20-30% of the pen. The funny part is when he pulled the pen out it had a little bit of doo doo

My friend got suspended for a week. Good thing the other mother's kid didn't press any charges but dam

If I was that kid's parents I would whoop the other kid's father :smugun:

 

[intruder]

This thread has me :deadware: because it reminded me of third grade.

Right after doing the pledge of allegiance, we had to take our seats and one of my friends pulled out his pen... .... oh man... and he held it right on the chair of the kid next to him and as soon as the kid went to sit down, the pen went inside his booty hole. It ripped his sweatpants and underwear Not all of it went through. Probably about 20-30% of the pen. The funny part is when he pulled the pen out it had a little bit of doo doo

My friend got suspended for a week. Good thing the other mother's kid didn't press any charges but dam

I read this shyt in horror and disgust. What's so funny?

How can a human being laugh at something like this? Seriouslty guys. We all like fukkery but where does it end?

If I was that kid's parents I would whoop the other kid's father :smugun:

I'd condone them even killing that little fukker. I have ZERO tolerance when it comes to violating people

 

[Boy C]

those were the old days, now they have a blood test i think

Probably not covered under benefits

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Get that ass ready

 

[FaTaL]

John Mulaney - The Xanax Story - YouTube

 

[FaTaL]

This thread has me :deadware: because it reminded me of third grade.

Right after doing the pledge of allegiance, we had to take our seats and one of my friends pulled out his pen... .... oh man... and he held it right on the chair of the kid next to him and as soon as the kid went to sit down, the pen went inside his booty hole. It ripped his sweatpants and underwear Not all of it went through. Probably about 20-30% of the pen. The funny part is when he pulled the pen out it had a little bit of doo doo

My friend got suspended for a week. Good thing the other mother's kid didn't press any charges but dam

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

bet paz been tested over 20 times already
Paz-I'm back for my bi appointment
Doc-Bi- monthly
Paz-
Doc-emphasis on bi

 

[MrHipHop]

This thread has me :deadware: because it reminded me of third grade.

Right after doing the pledge of allegiance, we had to take our seats and one of my friends pulled out his pen... .... oh man... and he held it right on the chair of the kid next to him and as soon as the kid went to sit down, the pen went inside his booty hole. It ripped his sweatpants and underwear Not all of it went through. Probably about 20-30% of the pen. The funny part is when he pulled the pen out it had a little bit of doo doo

My friend got suspended for a week. Good thing the other mother's kid didn't press any charges but dam

 

[Houston911]

im not getting it done

if i die i die

 

[calh45]

It KILLS me how nonchalant he was about it.

He was like " it was bound to happen might as well happen now"

 

[intruder]

This thread has me :deadware: because it reminded me of third grade....

Spoiler

Right after doing the pledge of allegiance, we had to take our seats and one of my friends pulled out his pen... .... oh man... and he held it right on the chair of the kid next to him and as soon as the kid went to sit down, the pen went inside his booty hole. It ripped his sweatpants and underwear Not all of it went through. Probably about 20-30% of the pen. The funny part is when he pulled the pen out it had a little bit of doo doo

My friend got suspended for a week. Good thing the other mother's kid didn't press any charges but dam

^ ew man thats nasty

If I was that kid's parents I would whoop the other kid's father :smugun:

I'm still troubled by how dude was casually laughing at this situation. I guess sadistic and sick people like that dont just exist in movies. Seeing this cat @DStyles laugh at this pretty much ruined my evening, yo. shyt is scary when you realize what some find amusing. And to them thats perfectly normal to find these things amusing

 

[OneManGang]

those were the old days, now they have a blood test i think

I've literally never heard of this. Im going to have to do some research. In any case, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having your prostate checked. If you have the family history, no amount of fiber and exercise can save you. Better to be safe than sorry.

If I was that kid's parents I would whoop the other kid's father :smugun:

That smiley