Wait... To check my prostate you gotta what???

acri1

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Man up. Women have to get cold steel jammed in our snatch to get our innards checked and you don't see us bytching like some bytches. It's ONCE A YEAR good grief.

That's different though, I mean that hole is made for things to be inserted in.


The prostate cancer thing tho... :merchant:

You'd think they would just have a blood test or something by now. :to:
 

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No homo

:upsetfavre::upsetfavre: but I bet those fags get all excited when the doc tells them he is going to check their prostrate :comeon::comeon:

time to eat that fiber and workout, fukk cancer
 

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I remember the first time a guy I knew told me about it. It was like a horror story. He referred to the guy as Dr. dikkfingers.
 

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Can't be that bad. Some men love women milking their prostate.

When I was a teenager this freak stuck her fingers up there.. Granted, she was just having fun, wasn't an exam and she didn't "fiddle" with things.

I gotta get one "soon". History of prostate cancer in my family :sadcam:
 

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This thread has me :deadware: because it reminded me of third grade.

Right after doing the pledge of allegiance, we had to take our seats and one of my friends pulled out his pen... :heh:.... oh man... and he held it right on the chair of the kid next to him and as soon as the kid went to sit down, the pen went inside his booty hole. It ripped his sweatpants and underwear :pachaha: Not all of it went through. Probably about 20-30% of the pen. The funny part is when he pulled the pen out it had a little bit of doo doo :laff:

My friend got suspended for a week. Good thing the other mother's kid didn't press any charges but dam :whew:

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