nah if goku knew he woulda killed him right thereGoku knew
Why else you think he ain't give a fukk about raising Gohan?
plus how do you explain Gohan going super saiyan? Last i checked yamcha doesnt have saiyan blood.
Vegeta come get this L.
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plus how do you explain Gohan going super saiyan? Last i checked yamcha doesnt have saiyan blood.
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Piccolo, future trunks, and maybe gohan the only ones that makes sense to stan in dbz
Goku: an asexual deadbeat that finds every excuse in the world to be away from his kids
yamcha: self explanatory
Tien: while he is woke with a third eye, he a sexual deviant with that midget clown
Vegeta: Talks a big game but is the exact opposite of steph when its time to perform in the clutch, on his dead dad's dikk so hard that he still refers to himself as the the prince of saiyans and not the king
Krillin: self explanatory but swag was on point longer than any other character
Now the real ones
Piccolo: The token black character of dbz, drops gems like no other, calls everybody out on their bull shyt, rides for his people, took the hajj to Namek and came back woker than ever
Future trunks: The gawd, did it without a father thats what made him grind harder Swag on 100 since the debut, killed frieza and his pops in the most badass way possible, the nikka came to save the future
Gohan: deadbeat father, trained by piccolo the gawd, became stronger than his father that would rather train than spend time with him, took care of the fam when deadbeat father wouldn't come back to life, got a rich heir for a wife, was at the same level of ss3 goku when he got a power up by supreme kai
Goku: an asexual deadbeat that finds every excuse in the world to be away from his kids
yamcha: self explanatory
Tien: while he is woke with a third eye, he a sexual deviant with that midget clown
Vegeta: Talks a big game but is the exact opposite of steph when its time to perform in the clutch, on his dead dad's dikk so hard that he still refers to himself as the the prince of saiyans and not the king
Krillin: self explanatory but swag was on point longer than any other character
Now the real ones
Piccolo: The token black character of dbz, drops gems like no other, calls everybody out on their bull shyt, rides for his people, took the hajj to Namek and came back woker than ever
Future trunks: The gawd, did it without a father thats what made him grind harder
Swag on 100 since the debut, killed frieza and his pops in the most badass way possible, the nikka came to save the futureGohan: deadbeat father, trained by piccolo the gawd, became stronger than his father that would rather train than spend time with him, took care of the fam when deadbeat father wouldn't come back to life, got a rich heir for a wife, was at the same level of ss3 goku when he got a power up by supreme kai
Vegeta stans in a nutshell.
Skip to 1:00 minute mark.
"Why wont you leave me alone"
I'm weak
FatherSimp
Enough white hoes to last me thru ATL
The coli and dbz threads
Vegeta was a bytch and had Piccolo holding him up telling him to fight like a man. Piccolo is that nikka.
This was the very moment I was done with Vegeta.... this shyt hurt me to watch that level of bytchassness ...
the_FUTURE
Superstar
Why you nikkas hatin
This blood sweat and years
No handouts but we still gon eat
Badman nah tek backchatWe coming for that spot
Vegeta better check his girl thou. Beerus KOed his girl one time, and he may do it again with the way she been talking to Beerus like she above him now. 
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
This thread was beautiful
Completely unrelated to this thread, but I know that boy Goku got bars. Views from the lookout dropping soon
BelieveBeOK
Superstar
Oh it's that time again?
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/seri...thinking-tryin-to-handle-300x-gravity.333372/
That post was unnecessarily drawn out
Yamcha not being married counts as an L? Really?
Vegeta dating a known THOT like Bulma and MARRYING her counts as a W? Really?
Let me remind you real quick of some of the L's "Prince" Vegeta took and unlike you, I don't need to draw them out to add emphasis, I'll hit you with the cliff-notes
Served the man who killed his father and the rest of his race well into adulthood
Got defeated as an Ozaru by..........Yajirobe
Married a known ho
In the words of Riley, that makes his kids "half-ho"
Surpassed by a peasant-class warrior
Surpassed by the peasants half-breed son
Was nearly killed by Krillin and only had his life spared because the peasant had to cop a plea for him
Got his shyt kicked in by an effeminate- ass, no-pants wearing sucker called Zarbon.
Got his shyt kicked in by the Ginyu force, and had to be saved by the peasant, who defeated them in seconds
Truly believed he was a Super-Saiyan against Frieza and bragged loudly, only to get his shyt kicked in again
Cried on the battle field vs Frieza
Arm broke by a female
Surpassed by his teenaged half-ho, half breed son in the hyperbolic time chamber, who hid his power to save his loser father from embarrasment
Allowed Cell to absorb 18. Got his shyt kicked in and had to be saved by his teenaged half-ho, half breed son
Went in the Hyberbolic time chamber for a 2nd time, still came out weaker than the peasant and his son
Allowed Cell to deliver a potentially mortal wound to his teenaged half-breed, half-ho son right in front of him
Tried to be a good father, for once in his miserable, L-ridden life and decided to go berserk on Cell but nearly got murked in the process and had to be saved by the peasants half-breed 12 year old son
Clammed up like a motherfukker against Broly
Gave up control of his mind and body (
) to fight the peasant, who also hid his true power from him to avoid embarrassing him.Gave a heart-wrenching final speech and blew himself up......................... faiLed to kill Buu
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nikka he's a simp because he could have prevented Cell reaching perfect, nikka got peck on his cheek and fell in love for a damn android
