Vegeta come get this L.

[KingDanz]

 

[Saiyajin]

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Taking Ls was his destiny

 

[Gold]

Get your back blown out by the man that killed your family brehs :dropped:

 

[Another Man]

Speaking of Yamcha...

Goku knew

Why else you think he ain't give a fukk about raising Gohan?

 

[Neuromancer]

Goku knew

Why else you think he ain't give a fukk about raising Gohan?

He handed that nikka off to piccolo.

 

[Renkz]

Where's the typical goku woat father from these vegeta stans

 

[King Koopa]

Where's the typical goku woat father from these vegeta stans

Thing is, it's rarely used as ammo anymore cuz everyone knows Goku as a father ain't shyt. It's undeniable. We just don't care. Cuz Vegeta still takes more L's and outweighs the fact

 

[DraymondT]

Yo chill on my nikka Yamcha mayn At least the nikka was drownin in pumpum for the series, he still fukked Bulma and aint have to take care of no kid or have a slut daughter she was mad at all the other bytches were ON my man and yknow he cheated. Even Bulmas mom got it remember all the time she was flirting with him "Yamchas very cute, strong and rich" with her squinty lil hehe eyes



GOAT baseball star, RICH nikka, fireman, bandit goon, most the women on the planet was still flockin him, his body count shyts on any other Z fighter if u add up all their totals it still not even in the same stratosphere yall think Goku bust a nut more than twice in his life Vegeta too Piccolo cold so he prolly did well for himself, Gohan seem like a beta and for a human he was part of some of the most historic moments
We finna act like Krillin aint the most pussboi in the series this nikka couldnt get no p*ssy the whole series besides that bipolar Caitlyn Jenner Launch . That Maron chick just gave him a kiss on the cheek u know he aint get in that. Meanwhile she was talkin dirty to Yamcha all the time. You know Yamcha hit Then this Krillin finally find one that would let him hit and it was a fukking robot this nikka used up a DRAGONBALL WISH, he couldve wished for the BADDEST bytch in the UNIVERSE but he used it to give her p*ssy so he could nut in that Wife a bytch that wear the drawers brehs Then this nikka names his DAUGHTER after the bytch that gave him none and was gettin dikked down by Yams behind his back yall think Yamcha trippin? Hold this W my G Krillin take this L ya baldheaded simp monk

 

[Sterling Archer]

If yall were funnier with it, I wouldnt even mind all the Vegeta slander.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Coli fukking giving it to the Vegeta stans right now

 

[Another Man]

Yo chill on my nikka Yamcha mayn At least the nikka was drownin in pumpum for the series, he still fukked Bulma and aint have to take care of no kid or have a slut daughter she was mad at all the other bytches were ON my man and yknow he cheated. Even Bulmas mom got it remember all the time she was flirting with him "Yamchas very cute, strong and rich" with her squinty lil hehe eyes



GOAT baseball star, RICH nikka, fireman, bandit goon, most the women on the planet was still flockin him, his body count shyts on any other Z fighter if u add up all their totals it still not even in the same stratosphere yall think Goku bust a nut more than twice in his life Vegeta too Piccolo cold so he prolly did well for himself, Gohan seem like a beta and for a human he was part of some of the most historic moments
We finna act like Krillin aint the most pussboi in the series this nikka couldnt get no p*ssy the whole series besides that bipolar Caitlyn Jenner Launch . That Maron chick just gave him a kiss on the cheek u know he aint get in that. Meanwhile she was talkin dirty to Yamcha all the time. You know Yamcha hit Then this Krillin finally find one that would let him hit and it was a fukking robot this nikka used up a DRAGONBALL WISH, he couldve wished for the BADDEST bytch in the UNIVERSE but he used it to give her p*ssy so he could nut in that Wife a bytch that wear the drawers brehs Then this nikka names his DAUGHTER after the bytch that gave him none and was gettin dikked down by Yams behind his back yall think Yamcha trippin? Hold this W my G Krillin take this L ya baldheaded simp monk

He can't beat Krillin's ass tho

 

[Sterling Archer]

Yo chill on my nikka Yamcha mayn At least the nikka was drownin in pumpum for the series, he still fukked Bulma and aint have to take care of no kid or have a slut daughter she was mad at all the other bytches were ON my man and yknow he cheated. Even Bulmas mom got it remember all the time she was flirting with him "Yamchas very cute, strong and rich" with her squinty lil hehe eyes



GOAT baseball star, RICH nikka, fireman, bandit goon, most the women on the planet was still flockin him, his body count shyts on any other Z fighter if u add up all their totals it still not even in the same stratosphere yall think Goku bust a nut more than twice in his life Vegeta too Piccolo cold so he prolly did well for himself, Gohan seem like a beta and for a human he was part of some of the most historic moments
We finna act like Krillin aint the most pussboi in the series this nikka couldnt get no p*ssy the whole series besides that bipolar Caitlyn Jenner Launch . That Maron chick just gave him a kiss on the cheek u know he aint get in that. Meanwhile she was talkin dirty to Yamcha all the time. You know Yamcha hit Then this Krillin finally find one that would let him hit and it was a fukking robot this nikka used up a DRAGONBALL WISH, he couldve wished for the BADDEST bytch in the UNIVERSE but he used it to give her p*ssy so he could nut in that Wife a bytch that wear the drawers brehs Then this nikka names his DAUGHTER after the bytch that gave him none and was gettin dikked down by Yams behind his back yall think Yamcha trippin? Hold this W my G Krillin take this L ya baldheaded simp monk

I dont even fukk with Yamcha but I thought the same thing a long time ago. My dude is only a scrub compared to like 10 other people on the planet. To the rest of the world Yamcha is A-Rod. Dude just figured out his lane and decided to stay in it. I ain't mad at him for that. Homie has no delusions of grandeur whatsoever. I can appreciate that.

 

[SmallWars]

All this hate for Yamcha, the most-laid back and realistically human character on the show. He never did shyt to anybody but people love to kick dirt in his face for some reason

How many L's did Yamcha really catch though? I can only truly remember about 4

Oh it's that time again?

You live your entire life as a criminal in a desert. The only companionship you have a talking cat. One day, desperate for something of worth in your dirt-ridden existence, you try to rob a teenage girl, a pig, and a small boy. The small boy kicks your teeth out after seeing a girl makes you bashful and embarrassed, and peeping a titty makes you pass out.

When confronted with the possibility of having any wish granted by a magical dragon, your wish would be "I don't want to drop spaghetti while looking at a lady"


You then spend days creeping on these folks, watching for a way to achieve this lofty goal, you are forced to hit a little girl (one of your few [only?] victories) and then hit on her.


Eventually you are captured and saved only when the little kid turns into a giant monkey. The pig does more than you to save the day.

But it's okay, right? You finally got a girlfriend. Well, kind of. You don't really see each other that often.

You decide to show the world your stuff and enter into the Tenkaichi Budokai, the greatest martial arts tournament of all time. You are immediately eliminated in the quarter finals by an old man nobody's heard of before. You embarrass and humiliate yourself by insisting that it's a different old man in disguise before being proven a fool.

The next time you hear from Goku, he's taking on terrorist Nazis or some crazy shyt. So you gear up to raid the Hydra base and... you're not needed at all. You get a sinking feeling in your heart, like this won't be getting old soon.

You help Goku fight the fortune teller's fighters. An invisible man beats you up and you barely win when your girlfriend's boobs are gawked at by an old man. You are then beaten up by a mummy.


But the Turtle Hermit, greatest living martial arts master, has taken you in. You'll do well in the next tournament!

Nope. The heel you challenged beats and destroys you in front of a crowd. You are helpless. Like a child. Your legs, broken. By the end of the tournament, the man who brutalized you is declared champion, but he decided to be "nice" now, so you have to pretend that it's okay and you're friends after he annihilated your pride for all to see.

A demon king attacks the world and you stay with the peanut gallery. The bad guy doesn't even bother to go after you despite specifically targeting martial artists. Jesus Christ.


Speaking of God, Goku is training with God now. You feel so very small and weak. M-maybe the next tournament.... ?



The next tournament sees you headbutted in the junk and defeated handily by a middle aged tourist. True, it's God in disguise, but still. Nobody knows that. Yamcha, the desert bandit. His tournament career ended by an old man. That's your public legacy.

(Also you have a scar for some reason, which is kind of pathetic considering that the children who underwent the same training didn't get maimed like you.)

Oh, and Goku gets married before you, and he doesn't even know what marriage is.



Years pass and you become a baseball player. That one glorious period of fame and recognition is going to come to an end. You learn that Goku's dead and it's time for you and the others to take the lead. Time to train under God himself to protect the Earth from deadly alie

nvm you died. krillin destroys several saibamen with a single attack, while you lie lifeless in the dirt. good try though. yajirobe and the five year old do more than you.


For the next few months you sit on a planet while King Kai teaches you jack shyt.


You come back to life! Your girlfriend breaks up with you and immediately starts flirting with the guy who got you killed less than a year ago. His power is so strong and big compared to yours, flaccid and tiny. You can only stand around and cry when Frieza comes to Earth, and are filled with joy when he's defeated by a mysterious stranger from the future who gives you a dire warning that you're going to fail in another timeline as well.

After three years of training your ex hooks up with the evil spaceman and they make a baby, who you have to help change the diapers of whenever you swing by

You get punched through the chest by an old man without doing anything. You try to explain that they can steal your energy, but you could have done something before that. You just don't care anymore. You wait until Goku's nearly dead to explain the energy stealing bit, and then take him back home to babysit him as you openly acknowledge your uselessness

Oh and the future stranger is Bulma and Vegeta's badass robot fighting son, and thus the whole fate of two worlds depended on Vegeta and Bulma's amazing sweaty unprotected lovemaking. Nothing has ever depended on you or ever will

Tien does more than you when he holds off the bugman. You just do nothing. Krillin gets a robot girlfriend who barely ages. You get nothing.



A tournament comes around again and the gang is getting together for old time's sake. Even Krillin is going to enter. Good ol' Krillin. Always there for the team. Always in the fight, even when he's outclassed.

You stay in the stands with Krillin's daughter to babysit her. Your ex-girlfriend cheers on her husband and their son, who wins the junior division. You have no son.



When they all fly off to fight Majin Buu nobody even thinks about inviting you to come and help


Nobody ever thinks about you

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/seri...thinking-tryin-to-handle-300x-gravity.333372/

 

[WyldStyle]

Get your back blown out by the man that killed your family brehs :dropped:

This got me choking on my green