UPDATE2: Elon MAD SupremeCourt bans X in🇧🇷(217M👤) after failing to name legal rep and block fake news & hate-accounts undermining democracy on time

[Damnshow]

Actually he paid $14 Billion from it. The other $30 Billion is from the Saudis, the Chinese, the Russians and Big Banks that he sold them into thinking he can make a profit from. The funny shyt though... when he bought it, he paid 3x Twitter's worth.

Its not like they want their money with interest back...

So basically elon gonna get clapped like Denzel in Training Day

 

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Spoiler: full text

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Wildest thing about the whole Brazil Supreme Court vs. Elon Musk fight is that it’s the first time in the history of the world that a nation’s highest court served somebody a writ of summons (order to appear in court) ***ON TWITTER***

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Alexandre de Moraes aka Xandão is afrontoso.

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Breaking News: Xandão has just blocked Starlink bank accounts in Brazil to pay Twitter fines.

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Didn’t know that de Moraes also did irony, or would this qualify as sarcasm?

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calado v1ado de merda

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[ReasonableMatic]

Brazil’s Supreme Court vs Elon de Musky Boer

(Full Timeline below, plus added to OP)

 

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[bnew]

Brazil’s X ban is sending lots of people to Bluesky

“We’ve never seen traffic like this.”

www.theverge.com

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Brazil’s X ban is sending lots of people to Bluesky​

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Brazilian users seem to be turning to Bluesky in droves while they can’t use X.​

By Jay Peters, a news editor who writes about technology, video games, and virtual worlds. He’s submitted several accepted emoji proposals to the Unicode Consortium.
Aug 30, 2024, 5:28 PM EDT

Image: Bluesky

X is currently banned in Brazil following an order from a Supreme Court justice, and Brazilian users seem to be turning to Bluesky, an alternate social network, in droves.
“Brazil, you’re setting new all-time-highs for activity on Bluesky!” the official Bluesky account says in a post.
“There will almost certainly be some outages and performance issues,” Bluesky developer Paul Frazee says. “We’ve never seen traffic like this. Hang with us!”

Bluesky (@bsky.app)

Brazil, you're setting new all-time-highs for activity on Bluesky! 🥇 Brasil, você está estabelecendo novos recordes de atividade no Bluesky! 🥇

bsky.app

The Bluesky app looks and functions a lot like X, but it’s a decentralized social media platform that’s built on the AT Protocol (which is also developed by Bluesky). In a 5:12PM ET post, Frazee says that Bluesky is seeing 1,000 events per second — a “new milestone” — on its “relay,” which essentially functions as the firehose of data for the platform.

Mastodon (another decentralized platform) and Meta (the corporation that runs Threads, which has links to the fediverse) didn’t immediately reply to a request for comment about whether they’re seeing increased usage as well.

 

[Afrodroid]

Mata esse boer

 

[ReasonableMatic]

Brazil Twitter literally got Megastars to come and do shows of Twitter.

They basically run Stan Twitter.

Samba Twitter is SERIOUS, Elon’s an idiot for losing a 217 Million user-market that influencial and adored.

 

[Won Won]

Elon does not seem to understand what free speech actually means

Nobody who complains about free speech seems to know what it means. One of many easily identifiable piece of shyt traits

 

[TEH]

America’s next you filthy Boer.

 

[bnew]

a lot of brazillian artists and animators who do commissioned work on twitter. the longer this goes on for, the more fans will be encouraged to join whatever platform their favorite creators post content on.

 

[Space Cowboy]

Hang yourself and have your guts donated to a pig farm you racist apartheid supporting piece of shyt

 

[ReasonableMatic]

Hang you self and have your guts donated to a pig farm you racist apartheid supporting piece of shyt

How South Africa should handle Elon de Musky Boer and his fellow white supremacists, if you ask me…
Shoutout to Julius Malema

 

[T-K-G]

$8000 a day fine for using a VPN to access Twitter?
That better be in Brazilian Real

Passport Bros finna get clapped tryna flex on Twitter from Brazil

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

How South Africa should handle Elon de Musky Boer and his fellow white supremacists, if you ask me…
Shoutout to Julius Malema

Como de fosse ela pai ela seria burra cadela

 

[fact]

Still making him enough money to keep it running

Have you seen the list of owners that he put together to buy it? It was never about “making money” because god knows they are hemorrhaging money, but the misinfo/racism/narratives are worth more than any amount of money. The investors are a list of the worst people on earth, and they have direct access to not only millions of users information, but a platform to keep low iq fukking idiots drunk on hatred and fear porn.