TSC is War

[StarClout]

* @Wcthesecret walks out to the ring,wearing a speedo and bunny ears*




KGR: Look at this winner! He hasn't won a match yet but he will eventually!!! Thoughts Tony?




Schiovone: @Wcthesecret you can go to HELLOOOOOOO there @Sydney Swagdox





KGR: If you wont focus on the match get out of here Tony.





* @SwiggyCabrera24 and The Fukkery Foundation stroll out to the ring*





*Swiggy clotheslines Wc into the mat*





*Swiggy applies The SwiggShooter and locks in tightly*




*WC taps out*




*Ref begs Swiggy to release the hold*





*Swiggy holds on even though the bell is ringing and the refs from the back are trying to stop him*





*Swiggy eventually lets go*




Swiggy defeats Wc

The greatest squash match in the history of our sport

 

[Wcthesecret]

*after the match is over, I get up and access the situation that I was in, trying to figure out what the fukk is going on here*


Dylan: WHY THE fukk AM I DRESSED LIKE THIS!!!??? WHY AM I OUT HERE!!!??? *feels pain in the back of my head* oooowwww and who hit me in the back of the head, because this is NO CLOTHESLINE INJURY!!!!! ...oh my god you guys are drugging me and knocking me out and undressing me and dressing me however you want...not counting how I was awhile ago tonight, I WAS HANDSOME WITH THAT DANCE I DID BEFORE!!! HANDSOME!!! As of now, I will not be here without protection...NEXT WEEK, YOU WILL MEET MY MECHAMAN!!!

 

[StatUS]

*Sexy PAWG reporter chases Stat walking down dark hallway*

PAWG: Status.....Status can we finally get some insight on what your ultimate goal is now that you are the Interstate Heavyweight Champion?

*Smiles at PAWG and palms her ass ever so smoothly*

PAWG:

IT BEGINS...TONIGHT!!!

 

[Nintendough]

*Lights in the Arena go dark*



KG RAWSE: What is.....THATS STATUS!!!!




*Stat rises out of the middle of the ring while the sound of wolves howling fills the arena!!!*




KGR: The Interstate Heavyweight Champion Stat will be facing off against G-ice!!




*G-ice comes out to a moderate midcard pop*




DING% DING% DING%




*Stat and G'-ice lock up.....they exchange armbars several times in traditional wrestling fashion*




*Stat irish whips ice into the ropes and delivers a shoulder tackle*




*Stat runs over Ice, Ice ducks under, re-positions and jumps up to deliver a cross body press to Stat*




*G-ice waits for Stat to get up....Ice lands a eriguhzi kick to Stats dome*




*Stat rolls out of the ring...pretending to be hurt*




*Ice rolls out after to capitalize....Stat takes advantage and lands a roundhouse kick to Ice's temple*




*Stat throws a stunned G'-ice into the ring.....and applies the StatLock*




*G-Ice fights and struggles.....G'-ice refuses to tap but passes out from the pain*




Stat defeats G-ice by KO

 

[Swiggy]

*In the back, bout to get his post-match fukk on with the Crunkadacyls*

 

[Wcthesecret]

*In the back, bout to get his post-match fukk on with the Crunkadacyls*

*while swill was distracted by the 2 ladies beside him, I assault him from behind with a cloth of chloroform.*


Dylan: Swill, let me ask you something. Does this smell like chloroform to you?


*as swill tries to fight back, I grab him in a sleeper hold with body scissors and watch as he slips into unconsciousness.*


*i get up and look at him with a glare* Dylan: hop out of that a$$hole.


*As the security guards come near, I run away from the scene of assault.*

 

[StatUS]

*Lights in the Arena go dark*



KG RAWSE: What is.....THATS STATUS!!!!




*Stat rises out of the middle of the ring while the sound of wolves howling fills the arena!!!*




KGR: The Interstate Heavyweight Champion Stat will be facing off against G-ice!!




*G-ice comes out to a moderate midcard pop*




DING% DING% DING%




*Stat and G'-ice lock up.....they exchange armbars several times in traditional wrestling fashion*




*Stat irish whips ice into the ropes and delivers a shoulder tackle*




*Stat runs over Ice, Ice ducks under, re-positions and jumps up to deliver a cross body press to Stat*




*G-ice waits for Stat to get up....Ice lands a eriguhzi kick to Stats dome*




*Stat rolls out of the ring...pretending to be hurt*




*Ice rolls out after to capitalize....Stat takes advantage and lands a roundhouse kick to Ice's temple*




*Stat throws a stunned G'-ice into the ring.....and applies the StatLock*




*G-Ice fights and struggles.....G'-ice refuses to tap but passes out from the pain*




Stat defeats G-ice by KO

*Ref tries to raise hand*

*Snatches away quickly*

GIMMIE A DAMN MIC!

*breathes heavily into mic*

People ask me what the hell am I aiming for? What's my motivation for stepping into this ring every single night and putting on the best show you'll ever see.

You don't want the titles, you don't want the fame or the fortune. Then what is it?

Well let me clue you in.

I WANT ALL THESE fukkING WHITE PEOPLE TO BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME FOR THE BLACK GOD I AM!!

Crowd:

You see throughout the history of this sport my race has been overshadow and looked as an after thought. But no more.

This aint no new nation. This is a one man army ready to go to war against the status quo.


And this Interstate Championship gives me the bargain chip I need.

So that brings me to @CM Punk. The known racist and former waffle house employee.

I don't know if you're gonna show your Beach Boys listening face around here anymore but if you do I will curb stomp your Ed Norton hand me down ass right into paste.

Basically I'm demanding a Champion vs. Champion match. I don't want the title but I know if I take it you CACS will have no choice but to call me Mandango bytch!

If you don't accept I'm gonna hurt alot of your people.

I await your answer Punk.

 

[Nintendough]

KGR: @StatUS vs. @CM Punk at TSC: King of the Trap?




KGR: Krack is gonna want a rematch, Swiggy wants a shot, Liggins wants a shot. Stat has thrown his hat in, TrueEpic is lurking around. I hope Phillip is ready to handle so many people gunning for the title.

 

[StarClout]

KGR: @StatUS vs. @CM Punk at TSC: King of the Trap?




KGR: Krack is gonna want a rematch, Swiggy wants a shot, Liggins wants a shot. Stat has thrown his hat in, TrueEpic is lurking around. I hope Phillip is ready to handle so many people gunning for the title.

Fatal 4 way for #1 contendership next week?

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Hate to be the stick in the mud,. but yall are ruining the quality of the TSC shows.

shyt was big time when it was TSCmania, now your running it into the ground. shyt is like In Your House status, let them feuds build for the whole year til TSCmania

 

[3Rivers]

*arrives at the Boost Mobile Arena*

*kindly excuses a couple of divas out of my way*

*Lets himself into KG McMahon's office*

Since in your infinite wisdom you decided to leave me off tonight's card after the fukkery that took place at Out for Blood I guess I'll have to make my own opportunities, make my own way....but you know what I like it. Nothing has ever been given to me. Everything I've ever had it was because I took it. Since I don't have an opponent tonight and got jobbed out of an opportunity at the last ppv I have a little pent up aggression. A little anger if you will. So to take care of that I'm officially announcing that at King of the Trap, the blast furnace himself 3Rivers will compete in a Urine Nation gauntlet match. You supply the jagoffs who participated in the golden shower and I'll supply a steel city ass whoopin. And after I take care of the underbosses I'm coming for the godfather of piss himself Keith Harrow, and once that stain has been rubbed out.....




















I'm coming for the Heavyweight title

*storms out*

*delicately escorts an eavesdropping Stephanie McGentleman out of the way*

 

[3Rivers]

I WANT ALL THESE fukkING WHITE PEOPLE TO BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME FOR THE BLACK GOD I AM!!

Crowd:

 

[StatUS]

Hate to be the stick in the mud,. but yall are ruining the quality of the TSC shows.

shyt was big time when it was TSCmania, now your running it into the ground. shyt is like In Your House status, let them feuds build for the whole year til TSCmania

This has nothing to do wit TSCmania friend. Completely different realities and shyt

 

[Nintendough]

Hate to be the stick in the mud,. but yall are ruining the quality of the TSC shows.

shyt was big time when it was TSCmania, now your running it into the ground. shyt is like In Your House status, let them feuds build for the whole year til TSCmania

TSCMania sucked. Nothing happened, everybody just sat around confused. Go be slow witted and unwanted somewhere else, thanks.

 

[Nintendough]

@3Rivers throwing his name in the hat Might have to have an elimination chamber.