My breh @Keith Harrow bout to make all the TSC divas get down with the piss game
I'LL BE AT A WEDDING, DO RIGHT BY METhe PPV will start on Saturday night.
I'LL BE AT A WEDDING, DO RIGHT BY ME
It has to be our final battle. Write me off tv to sell it, if you mustThe Swiggy/Great One rivalry will be spilling out of the cage. I wonder who will win.
Guess I'm not watching Bareknuckle BoxingThe PPV will start on Saturday night.
*TSC is WAR opening video is skipped, going directly to the arena*
KG RAWSE: WELCOME TO DETROIT! THIS PLACE IS EXPLOSIVE!!! BY GAWD, WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE SHOW. I CAN'T EVEN SECURE THE PUPPET STRING TO THE LEFT SIDE OF MY FACE FOR THE SAKE OF THE HOME AUDIENCE. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY LEFT SIDE LOOKING LIKE MICROWAVED CHEESE AND...
*music hits*
KG RAWSE: fukkERY FOUNDATION! fukkERY FOUNDATION! THE DETROIT CROWD IS ALREADY IN A FRENZY!
KGR: WAIT, ONLY THE FOUR SOLDIERS UNDER THEIR LEADER THE fukkMAN SWIGGY CABRERA ARE OUT, BUT WHERE IS THE MAN THIS CROWD IS CHANTING FOR??? IS HE EVEN GOING TO SHOW-
*Kwame Kilpatrick Boost Mobile Arena erupts*
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KGR: IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM! THIS CROWD IS LOSING IT'S MIND!!! THE HOMETOWN HERO RETUNS, SWIGGY THE fukkMAN CABRERA HAS RETURNED HOME!!!
KGR: I'LL BE DAMNED, THE 2ND HALF OF MY FACE IS ALIVE AGAIN THE fukkMAN IS HERE, AND DETROIT'S COMEBACK HAS BEGUN!!!!
*Swiggy takes the mic, chants of "THANK YOU SWIG!" fill the arena*
No, thank you! Each and everyone of you in this arena knows my struggle, knows my story. But what you do not know, is the story of what is to come next.
KGR: THIS CROWD IS HANGING ON EVERY WORD!!!
What's next for Swiggy and the fukkery Foundation... is the task of putting right back into the TSC. We have been watching as aimless talent squabbled over who belong to what team, who doesn't belong, and who deserves to be the TSC World Heavyweight Champion.
We're going to SHOW you what team we belong to.
*Pauses for crowd to mark out*
We're going to SHOW you who doesn't belong.
*Pause for more marking*
And we're going to SHOW you who deserves to be TSC World Heavyweight champion.
KGR: LISTEN TO THIS PLACE! SWIGGY COULD TAKE THIS CROWD TO BAGHDAD AND SHAVE $2.50 OFF THE PRICE OF GAS BY THIS TIME TOMORROW!
Yeah, am I right!?
So, there's a new champ, CM Punk.
Punk, you defeated a TSC Legend Krack, who I have nothing but respect for. However, that makes you the new target. Not just for me, but for everyone in the back gunning to be the best. Yet, I believe in the process that makes us great, and after that pathetic series of matches I just got over with, I'm ready to take the next step.
@Wcthesecret KG informed me that he won't waste the print on programs to book you in any match worth a damn. The TSC seems to agree, people from other cities that come back to our shows just to return your merchandise seem to agree, and the fukkery Foundation thought you just needed spare change. So I say this: it makes no difference where I find you. You cut in front of me at Walmart, and I'll bury you in the $5 DVD bin. You take the last vanilla shake before the machine goes down at Burger King, and I'll flame broil that thing off of your face, then feed it to you. If you even think about seeing the same movie as I do on Friday, I'll ruin the ending and piledrive you on bathroom floor after I pissed on it.
*Crowd pops loudest it ever has for a joke*
KGR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, @Wcthesecret REALLY AIN' shyt, IS HE FOLKS??? :bryan:
*the fukkery Foundation join him in the ring*
Then, there's the Urine Nation. Liggins has been living in his fantasy world for so long, that somehow his delusions have manifested into a physical reality. Whatever star you wished upon to grant that nightmare to come true, I hope you have 2 wishes left, because the filth trail you leave around the TSC is only going to get worse before someone stops you.
So tonight, the fukkery Foundation challenges the Urine Nation at the next PPV. Tonight, #TSC2000 kicks off with the fukkery Foundation making examples, just before I take my place at the top.
Deal with it!
KGR: THERE YOU HAVE IT! SWIGGY THE fukkMAN CABRERA JUST PUT THE ENTIRETY OF TSC ON NOTICE, THAT THERE IS GOING TO BE NO STOPPING HIM AND HIS MARCH TOWARDS WRESTLING IMMORTALITY!
WE'RE LIVE AND WILL BE RIGHT BACK!