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Brah you deserve a E.G.O.T. for the entertainment quality of Ls u take
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I did my duty as a breh. I told him not to do it. But if he wants to go thru with the proposal then I am 
Now this part I must admit. . If you are going to propose he did a pretty good job. South Beach is crowded as fukk on New Years Eve. Like a mini Times Square. Everyone is in the streets shoulder to shoulder. He has a empty rooftop. When we got out there the fireworks started. we had a perfect unobstructed view.
Lori is all hype. She breaks away from him and runs to the edge of the roof and is looking up. He walks up behind her. . Taps her on her shoulder. . She turns around. . Fireworks are going the fukk off behind her. shyt looked like something out of a movie. .
I see the fireworks reflected in her eyes. . . She is smiling. . Then he slowly drops to one knee. .
No homo but the shyt was impressive. . For the first time since I have known her I seen Lori look. .. . well like a woman. She was 
He reaches in his jacket. .
I am in the cut
shyt was beautiful. I forgot to even whip my phone out.
He reaches in his pocket again..
again
again. .
Lori is
I am
The ring went missing after the knockout
I literally saw the softness in Lori's eyes turn off like a spigot. She was
then 
The breh. . . Somehow I transferred my L problems to him
Now this part I must admit. . If you are going to propose he did a pretty good job. South Beach is crowded as fukk on New Years Eve. Like a mini Times Square. Everyone is in the streets shoulder to shoulder. He has a empty rooftop. When we got out there the fireworks started. we had a perfect unobstructed view.
Lori is all hype. She breaks away from him and runs to the edge of the roof and is looking up. He walks up behind her. . Taps her on her shoulder. . She turns around. . Fireworks are going the fukk off behind her. shyt looked like something out of a movie. .
I see the fireworks reflected in her eyes. . . She is smiling. . Then he slowly drops to one knee. .
No homo but the shyt was impressive. . For the first time since I have known her I seen Lori look. .. . well like a woman. She was He reaches in his jacket. .
I am in the cut
shyt was beautiful. I forgot to even whip my phone out. He reaches in his pocket again..
again
again. .
Lori is
I am
The ring went missing after the knockout
I literally saw the softness in Lori's eyes turn off like a spigot. She was
then The breh. . . Somehow I transferred my L problems to him
I am trying to find a picture of the stairs in Mangos but I cant. . WelL me and ol girl was on the second floor. Lori and her Dude found us and he told me that he has a surprise and we need to leave so he can show us. I am likeYou simpleton. . . But aye. Its your life.
My girl was with her girlfriends and was not going to leave the club just yet because her friends were not ready. I asked her where she would be at later so we can link. She said at Club Space. Just so happens that is where we were going too. Already had my ticket and everything. .So shyt worked out. . .She decided to walk me outside. . . Mangos has steep ass metal stairs to get from the top where we were. . . .We get to the landing and we are holding hands. . She has on big ass heels of course. . We get ready to go down the 1st step when something catches my eye. . I turn my head and see 3 fukking dimes. I do not even know what they were. Some kind of exotic mixtureBut I was not looking at them. . I was looking at who they were with. . It was motherfukin Haley Joel Osment
It was so random I paused. . . . I was making sure it was not the liquor. . .Everything was in slow mo as I tried to make sure this is what I was seeing. . For one. . He was short. I MEAN SHORT. Like 5'5 if that. . His trio of ho's was taller than him.
He was also fat as fukk.Unbeknownst to me was that when I stopped my girl was still going forward to go down the steps.
Metal steep steps.
In Heels.
After at least 3 drinks that I fed her. .
We were holding hands when I stopped and she kept going. . I heard a YIPE!!Then her hand slips out of my grip. I whipped my head around and my first instinct was to lunge and heroically reach for her on some
shyt and save the day. . . But as I put my hand out and leaned my body over i imagined me tumbling ass over tea kettle down those steps and yanked my hand back. .
Till the day I die I will never forget the look in her eyes. . .We locked eyes for a split second and she SAW me yank my hand back.Her face. . . The look of betrayal.
. then the look of resignation as gravity took over.
She hit every damn step on the way down. . .On the final step she somehow did a 360 and landed on her grill. A tooth flew out the door onto Ocean Drive.
I took a few hits of my vape before I started. Smart move because I'm in tears now. lol
I should neg u for not telling this story already
Lol lost the ring 
Nero Christ
Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev
I did my duty as a breh. I told him not to do it. But if he wants to go thru with the proposal then I am
Now this part I must admit. . If you are going to propose he did a pretty good job. South Beach is crowded as fukk on New Years Eve. Like a mini Times Square. Everyone is in the streets shoulder to shoulder. He has a empty rooftop. When we got out there the fireworks started. we had a perfect unobstructed view.
Lori is all hype. She breaks away from him and runs to the edge of the roof and is looking up. He walks up behind her. . Taps her on her shoulder. . She turns around. . Fireworks are going the fukk off behind her. shyt looked like something out of a movie. .
I see the fireworks reflected in her eyes. . . She is smiling. . Then he slowly drops to one knee. .
He reaches in his jacket. .
I am in the cut
He reaches in his pocket again..
again
again. .
Lori is
I am
The ring went missing after the knockout
I literally saw the softness in Lori's eyes turn off like a spigot. She was
The breh. . . Somehow I transferred my L problems to him
not making sure he had the ring before proposing...
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
This L crushed his whole body. It was like he got knocked out all over again.
I am in the cut. . Standing to the side trying to be invisible. . In my mind I knew this was my fault. . Well really its the kid from Sixth Sense. WTF was he doing there?
That caused the random chain of events. . .Then I thought. . Well I did tell him NOT to do it. So it kinda all worked out.
By this time Lori is ready to hit the club. We had already decided we were headed to Club Space for after hours partying. First we hit this local dive bar off the strip. We get some drinks and then thats when ol boy says if we are ready to call it a night yet. .I am confused. . I had already bought by ticket to Club Space weeks ago when Lori told me about it. Lori told him. We are going to the club. Thats when it hit me. . He did not know. . . His plan was to propose. . Then go home and fukk his new fiance. . .
She bought herself a ticket. . Not him. . I am like Jezuz Krist! His face. . . . I saw it all on his face. . The sadness at knowing that she has told nobody about him. The shock of getting knocked the fukk out. The fukkery of proposing with no wedding ring. . And now on NYE she is going partying without him. .
He said. . .But we all drove here together in Generals Car. . She said I assumed you would take a cab home.
This was some of the coldest shyt I have ever seen in my life. . I am
He stands up. Grabs a pitcher of beer off the table next to us and pours it on her head.
Then with as much dignity as he could muster. . He walks out
The little bar was quiet as fukk. All you hear is the beer dripping on the floor. . We head back to my car. I am trying to process all of this fukkery. . .She asks me to pop the trunk. . This bish had a full change of clothes in her bag in my trunk. She said its not the 1st time I had a drink poured on me.
I am in the cut. . Standing to the side trying to be invisible. . In my mind I knew this was my fault. . Well really its the kid from Sixth Sense. WTF was he doing there?
That caused the random chain of events. . .Then I thought. . Well I did tell him NOT to do it. So it kinda all worked out.By this time Lori is ready to hit the club. We had already decided we were headed to Club Space for after hours partying. First we hit this local dive bar off the strip. We get some drinks and then thats when ol boy says if we are ready to call it a night yet. .I am confused. . I had already bought by ticket to Club Space weeks ago when Lori told me about it. Lori told him. We are going to the club. Thats when it hit me. . He did not know. . . His plan was to propose. . Then go home and fukk his new fiance. . .
She bought herself a ticket. . Not him. . I am like
Jezuz Krist! His face. . . . I saw it all on his face. . The sadness at knowing that she has told nobody about him. The shock of getting knocked the fukk out. The fukkery of proposing with no wedding ring. . And now on NYE she is going partying without him. . He said. . .But we all drove here together in Generals Car. . She said I assumed you would take a cab home.
This was some of the coldest shyt I have ever seen in my life. . I am
He stands up. Grabs a pitcher of beer off the table next to us and pours it on her head.
Then with as much dignity as he could muster. . He walks outThe little bar was quiet as fukk. All you hear is the beer dripping on the floor. . We head back to my car. I am trying to process all of this fukkery. . .She asks me to pop the trunk. . This bish had a full change of clothes in her bag in my trunk. She said its not the 1st time I had a drink poured on me.
Losing that ring was a blessing from the heavensThis L crushed his whole body. It was like he got knocked out all over again.
I am in the cut. . Standing to the side trying to be invisible. . In my mind I knew this was my fault. . Well really its the kid from Sixth Sense. WTF was he doing there?
By this time Lori is ready to hit the club. We had already decided we were headed to Club Space for after hours partying. First we hit this local dive bar off the strip. We get some drinks and then thats when ol boy says if we are ready to call it a night yet. .I am confused. . I had already bought by ticket to Club Space weeks ago when Lori told me about it. Lori told him. We are going to the club. Thats when it hit me. . He did not know. . . His plan was to propose. . Then go home and fukk his new fiance. . .
She bought herself a ticket. . Not him. . I am like
He said. . .But we all drove here together in Generals Car. . She said I assumed you would take a cab home.
This was some of the coldest shyt I have ever seen in my life. . I am
He stands up. Grabs a pitcher of beer off the table next to us and pours it on her head.
The little bar was quiet as fukk. All you hear is the beer dripping on the floor. . We head back to my car. I am trying to process all of this fukkery. . .She asks me to pop the trunk. . This bish had a full change of clothes in her bag in my trunk. She said its not the 1st time I had a drink poured on me.
right when I was about to call it a night
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L'immortale
These shones aint loyal