I fornicated with your significant other you over weight lover of mother's
Translate Popular Rap Lines Into Proper English Sentences
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I ruffly nudge the gentleman on to the sofa so that I may straddle his face leaving his breathing with the lingering aroma of female genitalia cocktailed with champagne and the finest juice of an orange.
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CreepyMcCreeperson
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Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.
Grab them by the vagina. You can do anything.
Grab them by the vagina. You can do anything.
CreepyMcCreeperson
Veteran
To the window, then to the wall. At that point, I begin sweating so profusely, that the perspiration has trickled all the way down to my testicles. All these women are crawling on all fours. Then I ejaculate, ejaculate sir. I ejaculate ejaculate sir.
Our large consumption of seafood delicatessen has left us with poisoning from trace minerals
Trilliam Shakespeare
My battle cry henceforth shall be... Burr
Thou hath repeated the incessant babblings of the undesirable boulevard trollops. What is this rubbish thy quote? One poorly named Meghan who likens herself unto a male horse implying that she conceals testicles? The one whom proclaimed tis the blistering season of strumpets? Have we as menfolk reduced oneselves to tickling the clitoral region of womenfolk with the follicles that sprout from one's lip region. Babylonian culture hath sickened me to no end.
Thou hath repeated the incessant babblings of the undesirable boulevard trollops. What is this rubbish thy quote? One poorly named Meghan who likens herself unto a male horse implying that she conceals testicles? The one whom proclaimed tis the blistering season of strumpets? Have we as menfolk reduced oneselves to tickling the clitoral region of womenfolk with the follicles that sprout from one's lip region. Babylonian culture hath sickened me to no end.
Hold your silver tongue knave. You address me too harshly and you seem to be of an ignorant sort.
However, the next day a read a story in the local newspaper: a young woman died just last night. She choked on semen that was lodged in her windpipe. It was on her face, her neck and chest. And unfortunately there isn’t a suspect. When I read that my brain clicked. I ejaculated and murdered a woman.
J.E.T.S
Lookahere mayne...
One would fancy being financially able to purchase anything he/she desires and take charge of several money making endeavors.
Furthermore, have 20 inch automobile rims and tires installed on his Chevrolet impala .
Furthermore, have 20 inch automobile rims and tires installed on his Chevrolet impala .
Trilliam Shakespeare
My battle cry henceforth shall be... Burr
Hold your silver tongue knave. You address me too harshly and you seem to be of an ignorant sort.
I should hath known, the hero of foul beasts the world over. One Cardith followed by the alphabet's second letter. No matter, the osculation of the nether regions are expressly forbidden... unless it is to please he whom hath provided foodstuffs to be lovingly prepared henceforth in thy scullery. Then, and only then is such an act, acceptable. No offense implied upon your person.
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
"I came to hurt people unmercifully with my mental prowess, let's step inside my astrophysical world."
"He's not a law breaker, sir, he's just a scarred person."
"He's not a law breaker, sir, he's just a scarred person."
