Imbeciles have become enraged that I happened upon more used cigarette filters than the average smoking receptacle.
I care not about about achieving success by legal means, I shall plunder and pillage from those whom have worked hard for their sixpence.
I shall cover mine face with knitted protection for adverse weather conditions complete with written demands for compensation ensuring the safe return of thy offspring.
I have far from desirable facial features, however I do keep amongst mine person...
is it that you have concealed?
More weaponry than a metaphorically named rock and roll quintet circa the late nineteen hundred and eighties.
Those who hath the nerve to oppose mine tactics hath been reduced to quivering whilst wearing fortified footwear and imagining aggressive teasing from thee that hath not completed their journey to the underworld...
-Thy Well-known Portly one
Whom also unleashed the powerful couplet proclaiming that
Ye shalt not be so quick to anger, for thy service for training thy carrier pigeons shall be ecstatic to add you amongst their ranks for I fear that aspirations of becoming a couplet laureate are a bit lofty.
-Thy Large Fellow whom is Also Diminutive