Trade 3 Firsts and a 3rd for a 4th Brehs - Official 2023 San Francisco 49ers Season Thread!!!

[nightwing2016]

You know as crazy as this may be for everyone else not Niner fans

And maybe some of us

In the grande scheme of things





This just a typical Tuesday in Niner Offseason


Am I having fun with this chaos and fukkery? Of course and why not?

All the greatest comedies come from the greatest tragedies. Instead of being mad and crying about like some folks trynna fight it and defend shyt. I figure it’s best to lean into it and have fun with it.

Niner Offseason is unavoidable and life at this point.

We don’t do “quiet summers”

It’s ALWAYS some shyt, just embrace it like brehs.

I always been ahead of the curb and been training many of you for shyt like this for the past few years

Yo that off-season was wild it was a constant mixture of Especially when Frank and Pat left man to this day it still hurts knowing they retired without a ring

 

[ahomeplateslugger]

week 1 is around the corner and no updates on bosa? what's going on here.

 

[FakeNews]

Yo that off-season was wild it was a constant mixture of Especially when Frank and Pat left man to this day it still hurts knowing they retired without a ring

That offseason did not seem real. Just kept expecting bad news every time the niner thread got upped

 

[jwonder]

I’m gonna blame Dr Shanny

Kyle can protect QBs and RBs

Oh who we kidding …. He gets all our players hurt

Kyle will never get a black QB again. He likes them tall white and stiff in the pocket.

 

[jwonder]

You know as crazy as this may be for everyone else not Niner fans

And maybe some of us

In the grande scheme of things





This just a typical Tuesday in Niner Offseason


Am I having fun with this chaos and fukkery? Of course and why not?

All the greatest comedies come from the greatest tragedies. Instead of being mad and crying about like some folks trynna fight it and defend shyt. I figure it’s best to lean into it and have fun with it.

Niner Offseason is unavoidable and life at this point.

We don’t do “quiet summers”

It’s ALWAYS some shyt, just embrace it like brehs.

I always been ahead of the curb and been training many of you for shyt like this for the past few years

God damn I thought all that happened over two seasons


It's been so much fukkery with the Niners since Eddie got exiled.

 

[Heretic]

I’m gonna blame Dr Shanny

Kyle can protect QBs and RBs

Oh who we kidding …. He gets all our players hurt

He'll draft Williams number one BUTTTTT, he will also draft that redhead QB from Miami in the 5th or 6th round

 

[Bryan Danielson]

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I'm not gone name names for your goofy ass, but you're dumb if you think I haven't spoken to NFL players too and heard those stories.

I'm glad you feel happy that you feel like you're smarter than me about a level of access you've never achieved. Have a good Sunday sport.

Ok bruh

 

[yseJ]

@Bryan Danielson we were supposed to be following your lead as a Purdy boi but I found you drunk dialing Jimmy in the raiders thread

 

[Bryan Danielson]

@Bryan Danielson we were supposed to be following your lead as a as Purdy boi but I found you drunk dialing Jimmy in the raiders thread

Long term booking

fukkery can’t be contained in one place…… there is an endgame


Shhheeeeeeeeeiiitttt you ain’t seen the other threads I been in or what’s to come


I’ll be kicking that Eagles nest again soon

 

[feelosofer]

Said it earlier but all this shyt is so unnecessary

Just name Trey #2. You do that, nobody says shyt inside or outside the building. Brock obviously played well enough last year that nobody gonna question him being the starter.

You name Trey #2 you keep all options open. If Brock play well and don't get hurt it's all good. If he play like trash or get hurt, you got options.

Naming Trey #3 you guaranteed he was gonna ask out and you guaranteed it was gonna be a big ass distraction the rest of the year unless you got rid of him. So now you got no options. You got to pray Brock stay healthy and don't regress. Sam Darnold got no football IQ or mental toughness. He the type where if he has a rough quarter he guaranteed to implode. He's a bum. Brandon Allen a bum too. It's Brock or bust, based off half a season

This 100%. We made our QB room weaker for no reason and put an insane amount of pressure on Brock Purdy.

 

[feelosofer]

Waddle, Chubb, Tyreek thanks losers.

And yet you are at best the 3rd best team in your division.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

@jwonder

I’ll let you take this one

Rage brother…. RAGE

 

[jwonder]

@jwonder

I’ll let you take this one

Rage brother…. RAGE

shyt. You know I wanted Harbaugh fired. He's been exposed as a overrated mediocre coach ever since.

Kyle had already been exposed. The reason why people want Kyle fired is because of his dumb play calling in big games and the dumb draft picks especially in the third round.

 

[jwonder]

He'll draft Williams number one BUTTTTT, he will also draft that redhead QB from Miami in the 5th or 6th round

Naw. He won't draft any more black QBs. It's the Kirk Cousins look or bust