@track 1's complete inability to stay in a movie theater appreciation thread

[MartyMcFly]

@track 1 is Owl Man from Crisis on Two earths

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

At going to the movies for the sole purpose of walking out

fukk I look like spending $20 for nothing

 

[We Major]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

i'm fairly positive this nikka hasn't been in a movie theater in the past 5 years

he probably just walking away from his damn desktop

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Given this brehs name, I don't think it's too far-fetched to say that he's the same way with music.

track 1: "This intro/skit is trash. The entire album is now ruined & it fukking sucks."

*Proceeds to throw 100mb album that he spent 10 minutes downloading into the recycling bin after only spending a minute listening to track 1*

Its some dudes in The Booth JUST like this

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Blow money, brehs

 

[General Mills]

I don't walk out of shyt I paid for.

If I can sit through Transformers 2, The Last Airbender, and Green Lantern, I can sit through anything.

Cotdam that movie was trash. . . I would have walked out if I did not fall asleep first. I was after the first 30 minutes. . Woke up when the credits were rolling.

 

[General Mills]

lmao nikka watches trailers talkin bout
nikka, i cant wait to walk out that shyt when it comes out

 

[General Mills]

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

*Goes on a family road trip to Miami from Dallas

(After driving 100 miles) "nah fukk this shyt, its too fukkin far" *drives back*

*Drives 10 miles trying going back home* "nah fukk this its too far going back"

Wife and kids: "Why cant you make up your mind!

Track 1: "fukk all this were vacationing right here"

*Track 1 and Family now spend their vacation in Arkansas*

*Spends 1 day in Arkansas*
"... Nah fukk this"

And the cycle continues...


Will track 1 ever make up his mind?are his kids and wife doomed from his everlasting indecision and lack of patience? What will become of this road trip? All these questions and more can only be solved in the Twilight Zone

 

[We Major]

*Goes on a family road trip to Miami from Dallas

(After driving 100 miles) "nah fukk this shyt, its too fukkin far" *drives back*

*Drives 10 miles trying going back home* "nah fukk this its too far going back"

Wife and kids: "Why cant you make up your mind!

Track 1: "fukk all this were vacationing right here"

*Track 1 and Family now spend their vacation in Arkansas*

*Spends 1 day in Arkansas*
"... Nah fukk this"

And the cycle continues...


Will track 1 ever make up his mind?are his kids and wife doomed from his everlasting indecision and lack of patience? What will become of this road trip? All these questions can only be solved in the Twilight Zone

 

[Microfracture]

*Sits down for the Kentucky Derby*

track 1's wife is excited for the race....
"Track baby they call it the fastest 2 minutes in sports!!"
"We'll see "

*Lifts beer towards lips but decides better of it before sipping*
*Race gets off to slowest pace in a decade*
*track 1 drifts off to sleep but before REM can be achieved, he gets lost in a catatonic state with his eyes open*


"Track......CALIFORNIA CHROME ON THE LAST TURN BABY CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!?"

track 1:

 

[Brozay]

thread is comedy

 

[FlyRy]

i'm legit dying in training

the seinfeld gif..perfect execution i almost lost it

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Sweet baby Jesus this gif is fukkin MADE for this thread I am CRYING.


Thread is gonna be in the Rafters