*He puts 2 quarters in the TMNT arcade game*
*gets only to the first boss, baxter stockman*
"
this shyt is trash, fukk this game 
"*leaves the arcade cabinet as donatello gets beat up just standing there*
@track 1's complete inability to stay in a movie theater appreciation thread
- Thread starter Ed MOTHERFUCKING G
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*gets only to the first boss, baxter stockman*
"
this shyt is trash, fukk this game "*leaves the arcade cabinet as donatello gets beat up just standing there*
Meanwhile some other dude comes through and she slides with him
"silly rabbit, the last 119 min are for kids"
*He puts a quarter in the TMNT arcade game*
*gets only to the first boss, baxter stockman*
"
*leaves the arcade cabinet as donatello gets beat up just standing there*
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Meanwhile some other dude comes through and she slides with him
"silly rabbit, the last 119 min are for kids"
"Pu$$y trash anyway"
*Hops into his car realizing he only has a quarter tank*
"Worthless piece of sh1t below half a tank?!?"
*Drives off freeway overpass*
"This suicide sh1t is overrated.......oh well....."
*
as his car hits the ground and explodes on impact*
"Pu$$y trash anyway"
*Hops into his car realizing he only has a quarter tank*
"Worthless piece of sh1t below half a tank?!?"
*Drives off freeway overpass*
"This suicide sh1t is overrated.......oh well....."
*
my nikka are you serious? I am crying right now
"Pu$$y trash anyway"
*Hops into his car realizing he only has a quarter tank*
"Worthless piece of sh1t below half a tank?!?"
*Drives off freeway overpass*
"This suicide sh1t is overrated.......oh well....."
*
Wow I'm tossing rep left and right in here...thread is reaching classic status
*gets to the hospital, is told he will need to stay for a week to recover*
"Pu$$y trash anyway"
*Hops into his car realizing he only has a quarter tank*
"Worthless piece of sh1t below half a tank?!?"
*Drives off freeway overpass*
"This suicide sh1t is overrated.......oh well....."
*
"
"*leaves two days later*
Breh im at DEN airport en route back home to seattle on the iPad rollin...i know the old fogey next to me wonders why im laughin to myselfWow I'm tossing rep left and right in here...thread is reaching classic status
For some reason i envision track1 like YOUNG STINKMEANER from the boondocks...the permenant "this some bullshyt
" persona
*gets to the hospital, is told he will need to stay for a week to recover*
"
*leaves two days later*
Trash ass physicians.
*enrolls in med school but realizes he has to take the MCAT to get in*
"fukk a MCAT"
*decides to complete surgery himself but then realizes the amount of money needed to pay for supplies*
"fukk that, I'll live"
*Dies 2 days later. God tells him he can get to heaven but has to go to purgatory first due to all of the movies he's walked out on*
"Nah b, you good. fukk this heaven shyt"
*rots in hell for the rest of his life until he can stage a coup d'etat on Satan because he takes too long to torture nikkas*
Can't breathe
track 1 regarding the birth of his son said:
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"Yea I was gonna look for a snack at the cafeteria but it was on the ground level and we were on the 2nd floor. Then I saw some trash romantic comedy playing in the 2nd floor lobby so I just stood in the hallway between the TV and the maternity ward with my hands covering my face"
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*double*
