@track 1's complete inability to stay in a movie theater appreciation thread

[MartyMcFly]

Bane was a great villian, had the look and everything. but he went out like a little bytch!!! who the fukk wrote that script??? catwoman plows into him from out of nowhere

the movie itself was boring and awful. movie is 2 mics at best. the first two were really good. mad disappointed in the third one

We don't see eye to eye on much but on this?

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

@track 1 ... is there like a specific time you have for walking out the movie ...
What's the earliest and which movie..
Whats the longest?

 

[Primetime21]

He's an amazing troll because I absolutely hate him. I see his posts and I honestly wish he were dead

this thread got me in tears

 

[Sohh_lifted]

Yo this thread had me laughing so hard yday.

 

[the cool]

@track 1 ... is there like a specific time you have for walking out the movie ...
What's the earliest and which movie..
Whats the longest?

i usually give the movie 50 mins to an hour at the max. if nothing is popping by then im out of there

the fastest i ever walked out of a movie was lincoln....30 mins.... which was around when JGL came onto screen. movie was a snoozefest. a bunch of cacs sitting at a table talking.. i walked out of pootie tang pretty quick too

i dont know whats the longest but godzilla came close today



if i rent a movie i'll give it 20 mins. for example the movie "about time" i got in the mail from netflix....turned it off after ten minutes and put it back into the envelope. i could just tell it wasn't going to be good. some cac white girl at my job said it was her favorite movie in 2012. im going to have words with her come monday

 

[tinnyskillz]

Saw II

Jigsaw: all you have to do is talk to me. Listen to me, and you'll find your son in a safe and secure state.

[Four minutes passes by]

track 1: Son......i tried

[track 1 leaves, Jigsaw's plan fails]




Track 1 goes hang gliding

track 1: .......Man this shyt is ass, at best. If i let go now i'll reach the ground quicker. That way i can make it in time to see Godzilla at the theatre at four, then walk out and catch the news at five ....


[track 1 lets go, hits ground, makes the SIX o clock news]




Wrestlemania 30 - Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker

[Undertaker's Entrance]

track1: man this nikka takin to long to get to the ring, i'm going home

track1 goes home, misses history

 

[KushSkywalker]

i usually give the movie 50 mins to an hour at the max. if nothing is popping by then im out of there

the fastest i ever walked out of a movie was lincoln....30 mins.... which was around when JGL came onto screen. movie was a snoozefest. a bunch of cacs sitting at a table talking.. i walked out of pootie tang pretty quick too

i dont know whats the longest but godzilla came close today



if i rent a movie i'll give it 20 mins. for example the movie "about time" i got in the mail from netflix....turned it off after ten minutes and put it back into the envelope. i could just tell it wasn't going to be good. some cac white girl at my job said it was her favorite movie in 2012. im going to have words with her come monday

What is your top 5 movies?

 

[Sugar]

this thread was unexpectedly funny af

 

[Ukbrotha]

That seinfeld gif execution.

 

[Solano707]

The new Hercules movie that came out was fukking terrible - walked out after 30 minutes

 

[joeychizzle]

Breh must only eat sushi cuz he ain't waitin on that fish to cook

 

[Da King]

At going to the movies for the sole purpose of walking out

This post legit made me

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

lmao nikka watches trailers talkin bout
nikka, i cant wait to walk out that shyt when it comes out

nikka

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Track 1 sits down to take a shyt for five seconds and he aint even feeling it like that. nikka walks out with shytty ass and everything

 

[The Infamous]

Posting in a classic thread.