@track 1's complete inability to stay in a movie theater appreciation thread

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I bet he lowkey be excited to walk out the movie like:

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He'll go to thanksgiving dinner like "Sweet Potato pie ain't done yet?"

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So out of curiosity, how many twist endings do you cats think he's missed out on?

Usual Suspects
Memento
The Sixth Sense
I'm pretty sure he didn't make it through Inception
Psycho
The Others
The list goes on and on

Dude be looking at the James Bond opening credits like:

"Damn, these guys put some real effort in those ending credits!" :ehh:
 

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Dude be looking at the James Bond opening credits like:

"Damn, these guys put some real effort in those ending credits!" :ehh:

Right! He sees the opening tease and is like

:beli: trash ass James Bond flick, what movie has a beginning and a middle but no end? Skyfall? More like Trashfall. I'm leaving

*Complains to theater manager*

"Sir, what you saw was the prologue"

:beli: "Fukk is a prologue b, speak english"

"You saw the beginning of the movie sir"
"And I saw the end. I seen Bond, he did some ill shyt, and then the credits ran and it was a trash 20 min of my life that I want back. In fact, I'm the only smart one around because the rest of the audience is still sitting in the theater like a bunch of lames:why:"

"Sir do you know the meaning of the word prologue?"
"Do you know the meaning of the word refund?"

*calls James Bond producers*
 
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