Black Cobain
Donkey Punch? I Donkey Slap!
WHAT THE fukkKK?!
That shyt sorta haunts me, like, it could've gone way, way worse
This Chick With Cerebral Palsy Is Throwing p*ssy At Me
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That shyt sorta haunts me, like, it could've gone way, way worse
Cerebral Palsy causes involuntary muscle spasms. She's throwing the p*ssy at you because she can't help it.
Malik1time
What you looking at?
Its funny how everyone on the coli always turns into "Yeah i did so and so too" "I did ___back in English 101"...Its funny how everyone always has a story on thecoli.com
good point 
thatdude954
All Star
This thread's giving me PTSD..back in 11th grade, I sat next to this borderline retarded/not dumb enough for Special Ed nikka in graphics class, teacher made me sit there because there weren't any other seats left. For a while it was alright, he just rambled on about playing drums and I got easy A's for helping him with the internet once inna while.
Then, after a few months he was acting pretty weird, retardo would just give me a death glare and talk to me in snorts; at the time I just wrote it off as him being a downie so I just ignored the nikka and basically had free time.
One day though, he started talking and said, "I need dating advice". The nice guy I am, I thought he had a small crush on one of the girls in the class so I decided to humor him and asked which girl it was and he replied, "It's actually a boy in school."
I was surprised, but I told him I didn't know how to go about dating a guy. He hit me with the
face and turned around.
Next class it escalated, I didn't really feel comfortable sitting next to a gay retard, but he wasn't really talking to me so I just forgot about it until the guy passed me a note and it said, "I love you"
I went fromto
to
to
all in three seconds flat. I told him I didn't swing that way and I would've preferred it if he tried going after someone else.
The fukker gave me thatface and literally told me, "I want you. Nobody can say no to me. That's not nice."
My teacher was nowhere in sight, everyone else somehow ignored what was going on so out of fear I slapped the fukker the hardest I could and he lost it, the guy kept yelling, "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" and started smashing his keyboard.
By that time everyone was staring at him, I saw my teacher come in and was like, "What's wrong man? Why you destroying school property?"
Teacher called security and so I heard, retardo got transferred to actual Special Ed.
yo...
Cerebral Palsy causes involuntary muscle spasms. She's throwing the p*ssy at you because she can't help it.
SheWantTheD
Veteran
breh
Reflected
Living in fear in the year of the tiger.
Lord, I honestly don't know how I would have handled that shyt. lmfao I think the slap was the right choice.
Malik1time
What you looking at?
I'm sensing a whole lot of
on this thread
on this thread
Black Cobain
Donkey Punch? I Donkey Slap!
It was a knee jerk reaction at the time but there wouldn't be any other option, looking back
basketball reasons
All Star
This thread's giving me PTSD..back in 11th grade, I sat next to this borderline retarded/not dumb enough for Special Ed nikka in graphics class, teacher made me sit there because there weren't any other seats left
Then, after a few months he was acting pretty weird, retardo would just give me a death glare and talk to me in snorts
One day though, he started talking and said, "I need dating advice". The nice guy I am, I thought he had a small crush on one of the girls in the class so I decided to humor him and asked which girl it was and he replied, "It's actually a boy in school."
Next class it escalated, I didn't really feel comfortable sitting next to a gay retard, but he wasn't really talking to me so I just forgot about it until the guy passed me a note and it said, "I love you"
I went from
The fukker gave me that
My teacher was nowhere in sight, everyone else somehow ignored what was going on so out of fear I slapped the fukker the hardest I could and he lost it, the guy kept yelling, "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" and started smashing his keyboard.
By that time everyone was staring at him, I saw my teacher come in and was like, "What's wrong man? Why you destroying school property?"
Teacher called security and so I heard, retardo got transferred to actual Special Ed.
this shyts too much
FlareBaller5
Hawkeye
Coli got the grimiest nikkas on it
Damn
