This Chick With Cerebral Palsy Is Throwing p*ssy At Me

[KravenMorehead™]

bet her head game retarded

 

[brickfare]

ducktales or not, this thread is pure

 

[Ironman]

Yup! That's enough for me in this thread

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

bet her head game retarded

 

[CarbonBraddock]

lol, no lie, me and a friend of mine were sitting outside talking and this asian guy walked up to us and just stood there for like 10 seconds, then blurted out 'i don't mean to bother you but do either of you know anyone here who has lost a dog?' we both said no and, no lie, dude walked off rubbing his hands together. 30 seconds later, him and this asian girl were trying to coax it into their apartment, mufukkas had a truly demonic thirst about themselves. don't know what happened to the dog, but at the same time, i feel like i do.

edit: this actually was not the right thread, but fukk it

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

fr frf this some scum bag shyt

 

[damaddwebba]

Was at a party in SF and had this midget talking nasty and gave me head, which was crazy cuz she was standing up the entire time. Gave me her number and found out she was some prostitute in Oakland.

The other was this lady who had lost both legs up to hear thighs. She was my buddy's girlfriends Aunt. We went over to hang out and they bounced to go pick up his gf daughter. So me and the disabled aunt stayed behind aND smoked some blunts and started taking shots and talking about our ex's and next thing I known she had her head in my lap going to town, but when she went to get the condoms she tumbled off the couch and did this weird scoot crawl to her bedroom which fukked me up and I dipped.

To be young and dumb

 

[NansensuToko]

What's the point when they don't feel anything down there???

The point is It felt wrong. I mean this chick was like talk dirty tell me what you wanna do to me? and I couldnt talk dirty, she was in a power wheel chair for one and she lived with her parents. What did you want me say? hey have your parents drop me off at my 2nd story apartment, your dads probably going to have to carry you up the stairs and lay you down in my bed? like I mean i may be a fukking scumbag of a a$$hole, but even i have limits.

She had no feeling and i could of easily switched holes like she switches gear on the wheelchair, but that shyt aint cool. I dont want no retarded p*ssy.

 

[notPsychosiz]

 

[Ill-Mind]

The other was this lady who had lost both legs up to hear thighs. She was my buddy's girlfriends Aunt. We went over to hang out and they bounced to go pick up his gf daughter. So me and the disabled aunt stayed behind aND smoked some blunts and started taking shots and talking about our ex's and next thing I known she had her head in my lap going to town, but when she went to get the condoms she tumbled off the couch and did this weird scoot crawl to her bedroom which fukked me up and I dipped.

To be young and dumb

This thread keeps delivering

 

[Konnan]

Mane I swear some of y'all the same ones that call attractive girls ugly or average and come to find out y'all smash handicapped and mildly retarded girls

 

[horizon]

Tell me how this isn't weird cac shyt

 

[Gonzo]

People smashing retarded p*ssy

 

[dterpsss]

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Hey man. Everyone gets horny. Everyone... I've hit girls with tourettes. I like weird ass girls. Sometimes they're weird because they got some shyt going on.

I'm hella weird. I'm sure you all know. So I can't be judgmental about psychological issues. Lol I have at least three.