This Chick With Cerebral Palsy Is Throwing p*ssy At Me

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Was at a party in SF and had this midget talking nasty and gave me head, which was crazy cuz she was standing up the entire time. Gave me her number and found out she was some prostitute in Oakland.

The other was this lady who had lost both legs up to hear thighs. She was my buddy's girlfriends Aunt. We went over to hang out and they bounced to go pick up his gf daughter. So me and the disabled aunt stayed behind aND smoked some blunts and started taking shots and talking about our ex's and next thing I known she had her head in my lap going to town, but when she went to get the condoms she tumbled off the couch and did this weird scoot crawl to her bedroom which fukked me up and I dipped.

To be young and dumb
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Was at a party in SF and had this midget talking nasty and gave me head, which was crazy cuz she was standing up the entire time. Gave me her number and found out she was some prostitute in Oakland.

The other was this lady who had lost both legs up to hear thighs. She was my buddy's girlfriends Aunt. We went over to hang out and they bounced to go pick up his gf daughter. So me and the disabled aunt stayed behind aND smoked some blunts and started taking shots and talking about our ex's and next thing I known she had her head in my lap going to town, but when she went to get the condoms she tumbled off the couch and did this weird scoot crawl to her bedroom which fukked me up and I dipped.

To be young and dumb

The visual of this and the wording is killing me :young: :young: :young: :young: :young:
 

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i have and it was when i answered a job ad to come and sit with this girl in a wheelchair for like 2 hours a day. at first we would watch tv or go for a WALK outside and things like that, but this one time i had to change my shirt over there and she saw my glistening torso and wanted some of that. she basically started whining and saying how she would never be married and that no man would never want her. then one night she texted me asking if i wanted to hit. i went over there and gave her about 22 percent of it and had to quit the job bc she of course lost her mind once she got a taste of that thug passion. that was like 6 months ago though.
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