This Chick With Cerebral Palsy Is Throwing p*ssy At Me

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Was at a party in SF and had this midget talking nasty and gave me head, which was crazy cuz she was standing up the entire time. Gave me her number and found out she was some prostitute in Oakland.

The other was this lady who had lost both legs up to hear thighs. She was my buddy's girlfriends Aunt. We went over to hang out and they bounced to go pick up his gf daughter. So me and the disabled aunt stayed behind aND smoked some blunts and started taking shots and talking about our ex's and next thing I known she had her head in my lap going to town, but when she went to get the condoms she tumbled off the couch and did this weird scoot crawl to her bedroom which fukked me up and I dipped.

To be young and dumb

 

[UpAndComing]

Man shyt's weird. Some girl in a wheelchair just messaged me 15 min ago on a dating site, then I saw this thread

 

[UpAndComing]

bump

 

[newworldafro]

Smashed a blind chick in DC and tried to smash a deaf chick there.

 

[UpAndComing]

Smashed a blind chick in DC and tried to smash a deaf chick there.

Well at least she heard you coming

 

[Jesus]

fukked this deaf bytch....told her I was going to record and she made some noises I guess she was cool with it. Was weird communicating with this bytch with a notepad and pencil after sex.

The lead broke on the pencil and then....I did what I pleased.

 

[Mortal1]

This thread's giving me PTSD..back in 11th grade, I sat next to this borderline retarded/not dumb enough for Special Ed nikka in graphics class, teacher made me sit there because there weren't any other seats left . For a while it was alright, he just rambled on about playing drums and I got easy A's for helping him with the internet once inna while.

Then, after a few months he was acting pretty weird, retardo would just give me a death glare and talk to me in snorts ; at the time I just wrote it off as him being a downie so I just ignored the nikka and basically had free time.

One day though, he started talking and said, "I need dating advice". The nice guy I am, I thought he had a small crush on one of the girls in the class so I decided to humor him and asked which girl it was and he replied, "It's actually a boy in school."

I was surprised, but I told him I didn't know how to go about dating a guy. He hit me with theface and turned around.

Next class it escalated, I didn't really feel comfortable sitting next to a gay retard, but he wasn't really talking to me so I just forgot about it until the guy passed me a note and it said, "I love you"

I went from to to to to all in three seconds flat. I told him I didn't swing that way and I would've preferred it if he tried going after someone else.

The fukker gave me that face and literally told me, "I want you. Nobody can say no to me. That's not nice."

My teacher was nowhere in sight, everyone else somehow ignored what was going on so out of fear I slapped the fukker the hardest I could and he lost it, the guy kept yelling, "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" and started smashing his keyboard.

By that time everyone was staring at him, I saw my teacher come in and was like, "What's wrong man? Why you destroying school property?"

Teacher called security and so I heard, retardo got transferred to actual Special Ed.

this is fukking crazy

 

[Dorian Breh]

Smashed a blind chick in DC and tried to smash a deaf chick there.

I mean this sounds like some whole other shyt.

I assume you rearranged her furniture on the way out?

 

[Dirty Needles]

Was at a party in SF and had this midget talking nasty and gave me head, which was crazy cuz she was standing up the entire time. Gave me her number and found out she was some prostitute in Oakland.

The other was this lady who had lost both legs up to hear thighs. She was my buddy's girlfriends Aunt. We went over to hang out and they bounced to go pick up his gf daughter. So me and the disabled aunt stayed behind aND smoked some blunts and started taking shots and talking about our ex's and next thing I known she had her head in my lap going to town, but when she went to get the condoms she tumbled off the couch and did this weird scoot crawl to her bedroom which fukked me up and I dipped.

To be young and dumb

 

[unit321]

there's this disabled chick at this coffee shop I go to to get my morning coffee. she's there everyday

the thing is, we text back & forth even when we're right in front of eachother (because its a more efficient way of having a conversation than her trying to sound out words) and she's lucid and sexually aware. she blatantly flirts and throws p*ssy at me but I haven't taken her up on her offer...yet

anyone here ever smashed a disabled chick?

It would be funny if you got an STD from her that she contracted from another side dude that she has. And that side dude is another coli member.