This Chick With Cerebral Palsy Is Throwing p*ssy At Me

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Back when I was in college one of my homegirls friends kept throwing the puzzy at me...catch was she only had one leg. I wasn't attracted to her in the slightest, and it wasn't because she had one leg.

She was a freak to the point of being annoying...Kept talking about she needed someone with a twelve inch slong...:pachaha: I said well then I'm going to disappoint you and kept it pumping.
 

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Cerebral Palsy causes involuntary muscle spasms. She's throwing the p*ssy at you because she can't help it.

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i have and it was when i answered a job ad to come and sit with this girl in a wheelchair for like 2 hours a day. at first we would watch tv or go for a WALK outside and things like that, but this one time i had to change my shirt over there and she saw my glistening torso and wanted some of that. she basically started whining and saying how she would never be married and that no man would never want her. then one night she texted me asking if i wanted to hit. i went over there and gave her about 22 percent of it and had to quit the job bc she of course lost her mind once she got a taste of that thug passion. that was like 6 months ago though.

nikka you stupid :pachaha:
 

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Reminds me of this vid I saw on homegrownfreaks. The chick was getting fukked and the camera just had her face their not moving and makin moaning sounds.:steviej:

Always wanted to smash a slightly handicapped chick tbh:smugbiden:
 

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How she come to the door and have CP as if you did not notice before hand :mjlol: Was she a escort?

POF...she wasn't ugly at all...actually I'll give her face a good 7 or 8

Rape :merchant: Depending on severity, disabled people can be protected the same way as children when it comes to being unable to give consent and enter into contracts, etc.

CP not a mental disease. Actually when she came to the door she asked me to walk around the corner with her I guess to feel me out...She was limping really bad
 

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This thread's giving me PTSD..back in 11th grade, I sat next to this borderline retarded/not dumb enough for Special Ed nikka in graphics class, teacher made me sit there because there weren't any other seats left :manny:. For a while it was alright, he just rambled on about playing drums and I got easy A's for helping him with the internet once inna while.

Then, after a few months he was acting pretty weird, retardo would just give me a death glare and talk to me in snorts :sadcam:; at the time I just wrote it off as him being a downie so I just ignored the nikka and basically had free time.

One day though, he started talking and said, "I need dating advice". The nice guy I am, I thought he had a small crush on one of the girls in the class so I decided to humor him and asked which girl it was and he replied, "It's actually a boy in school."

:leon: I was surprised, but I told him I didn't know how to go about dating a guy. He hit me with the:steviej:face and turned around.

Next class it escalated, I didn't really feel comfortable sitting next to a gay retard, but he wasn't really talking to me so I just forgot about it until the guy passed me a note and it said, "I love you"

I went from :bryan:to:jbhmm: to:dwillhuh: to:huhldup: to:whoa: all in three seconds flat. I told him I didn't swing that way and I would've preferred it if he tried going after someone else.

The fukker gave me that :demonic:face and literally told me, "I want you. Nobody can say no to me. That's not nice."

My teacher was nowhere in sight, everyone else somehow ignored what was going on so out of fear I slapped the fukker the hardest I could and he lost it, the guy kept yelling, "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" and started smashing his keyboard.

By that time everyone was staring at him, I saw my teacher come in and was like, "What's wrong man? Why you destroying school property?"

Teacher called security and so I heard, retardo got transferred to actual Special Ed.
 

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This thread's giving me PTSD..back in 11th grade, I sat next to this borderline retarded/not dumb enough for Special Ed nikka in graphics class, teacher made me sit there because there weren't any other seats left :manny:. For a while it was alright, he just rambled on about playing drums and I got easy A's for helping him with the internet once inna while.

Then, after a few months he was acting pretty weird, retardo would just give me a death glare and talk to me in snorts :sadcam:; at the time I just wrote it off as him being a downie so I just ignored the nikka and basically had free time.

One day though, he started talking and said, "I need dating advice". The nice guy I am, I thought he had a small crush on one of the girls in the class so I decided to humor him and asked which girl it was and he replied, "It's actually a boy in school."

:leon: I was surprised, but I told him I didn't know how to go about dating a guy. He hit me with the:steviej:face and turned around.

Next class it escalated, I didn't really feel comfortable sitting next to a gay retard, but he wasn't really talking to me so I just forgot about it until the guy passed me a note and it said, "I love you"

I went from :bryan:to:jbhmm: to:dwillhuh: to:huhldup: to:whoa: all in three seconds flat. I told him I didn't swing that way and I would've preferred it if he tried going after someone else.

The fukker gave me that :demonic:face and literally told me, "I want you. Nobody can say no to me. That's not nice."

My teacher was nowhere in sight, everyone else somehow ignored what was going on so out of fear I slapped the fukker the hardest I could and he lost it, the guy kept yelling, "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" and started smashing his keyboard.

By that time everyone was staring at him, I saw my teacher come in and was like, "What's wrong man? Why you destroying school property?"

Teacher called security and so I heard, retardo got transferred to actual Special Ed.
WHAT THE fukkKK?! :dame:
 
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