I can't do it - I think it's because it's questions vs telling me what you're feeling/thinkingI thought women get off on dirty talk
i.e.
Whose P#ssy is this? VS I own this p#ssy.
Things that piss you off in the bedroom
- Thread starter xXOGLEGENDXx
- Start date
i.e.
Whose P#ssy is this? VS I own this p#ssy.
My ex used say "the best part about having sex is getting to look into my eyes and/or hold me"...so doggy/reverse cowgirl,/any other position that I'm behind her had to be bartered for
The longest I ever got to doggy her for was like 5 minutes
Relationship wouldn't have lasted a week fukking with me.
Doggy is the greatest sexual position of all time....
Crying? WTF?
)Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
Anybody, yes, I am talking to y'all. Listen, I am scared to read this. Is it mean or nice?
Cat piss martini
Veteran
1# women that cant hold the position.
When i'm in it from the back i want your
ass in the air and your ear on the bed!
want my dikkhead to massage organs.
2# the dreaded sand crotch
before one of you dames say some shyt
like (may she's not turned on)
some women just got sand crotch.
p*ssy will fukk up your dikk sleeve.
have the nerve to be offended when you
stop the session to reach for the weapons
grade lube.
3# war paint on my 1400 thread count
sheets and pillow cases!
I sleep on nothing but coke white sheets
and comforters that shyt is terrible.
4# squirters.
bytch that's piss....
we can fukk at your crib so you
can piss on yo own sheets!!
5# the novice.
youve made it to the final boss level!
i have no time to teach a grown ass
woman how to hit me off with that
head peice or how to assume the
position and brace themselves.
When i'm in it from the back i want your
ass in the air and your ear on the bed!
want my dikkhead to massage organs.
2# the dreaded sand crotch
before one of you dames say some shyt
like (may she's not turned on)
some women just got sand crotch.
p*ssy will fukk up your dikk sleeve.
have the nerve to be offended when you
stop the session to reach for the weapons
grade lube.
3# war paint on my 1400 thread count
sheets and pillow cases!
I sleep on nothing but coke white sheets
and comforters that shyt is terrible.
4# squirters.
bytch that's piss....
we can fukk at your crib so you
can piss on yo own sheets!!
5# the novice.
youve made it to the final boss level!
i have no time to teach a grown ass
woman how to hit me off with that
head peice or how to assume the
position and brace themselves.
Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
-Bad p*ssy odor
-p*ssy that isn't properly trimmed and maintained
-Extra screaming and moaning that is forced and not natural
-Lack of flexibility
-Dead fish...lack of passion and energy
-Can't ride dikk
-Can't take dikk
-p*ssy that isn't properly trimmed and maintained
-Extra screaming and moaning that is forced and not natural
-Lack of flexibility
-Dead fish...lack of passion and energy
-Can't ride dikk
-Can't take dikk
***Thinks out loud***
I wish some of the men in here had cervixes for a session
I wish some of the men in here had cervixes for a session
WHIPPEDCream
♔Evil Queen.
All of it.
xXOGLEGENDXx
Superstar
When a chick is on top, but instead of riding she does that grinding shiit. Idk who told these biitches that feels good... 
Tryna hold it down at work butToo much damn talking, shut thee hell up -
-You are not my Daddy
-You already know your damn name
-It's my vageen, not yours
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
Wth am I supposed to sayToo much damn talking, shut thee hell up -
-You are not my Daddy
-You already know your damn name
-It's my vageen, not yours
Wth am I supposed to say
Come here.
But what if I'm really beating it up rightToo much damn talking, shut thee hell up -
-You are not my Daddy
-You already know your damn name
-It's my vageen, not yours
But what if I'm really beating it up right
Do you ask a lot of questions during sexy time?