Things that piss you off in the bedroom

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See that's just disrespectful :martin: so I'd match her. I'd rub one out on her face while she sleeps :sas2:
:whoa: if we was talking about some jump off yeah I'd cream her face....

but my chick :patrice: you think a respectable lady like @Elle Driver is cool with taking a dome to the face...
Nah I get her back through torture(getting her wet and teasing her about penetration) or just cumming quick and leaving her hanging :yeshrug:
 

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When she got a bigger dikk than you :camby:
The Coli got a bunch of fakkits all of sudden B
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You ever fukked a bytch and when you nut, she be holding on to you so you wouldnt get out of the p*ssy. It's annoying af I be thinking like I'm tired I just fukked for a good 20 minutes let me hydrate and shyt:dahell:
:leostare: Nah nikka, she clearly trying get pregnant.:ufdup:
 

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:whoa: if we was talking about some jump off yeah I'd cream her face....

but my chick :patrice: you think a respectable lady like @Elle Driver is cool with taking a dome to the face...
Nah I get her back through torture(getting her wet and teasing her about penetration) or just cumming quick and leaving her hanging :yeshrug:
If it's your lady then she should know better not to leave you hanging like that :sas1:
 

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If it's your lady then she should know better not to leave you hanging like that :sas1:
:patrice: you right, but I normally just use it as leverage to stay hard for round 2. That's where I do usually do my thing. I try to get her off first, then I get myself off. :manny:
It's a bit harder for me to get off though, because I trained my dikk to work like a pornstar. I gotta think of piff scenes to get off...
 

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annoying things is when she runs from the dikk, don't wanna switch positions, dry p*ssy, mind elsewhere

biggest turnoff is bad breath, worst thing is when you fukking a chick and she's moaning and you get a whiff of grits and spoiled milk, so now you gotta hold your breath or look away when she breathe and try to keep that boner cuz the p*ssy still feels good
 

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When she clearly knows the situation(possible jump off or beneficial friend) but after you crush she gets on some emotional shyt like she doesn't know the situation...."I love u", "I want u"...etc.....I'm immediately heading for the door and probably not returning:yeshrug:.....be great if she just rolled up or simply chilled the fuk out.





I'm not this man anymore tho:whoa:
 
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