Things that piss you off in the bedroom

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Never experienced that...but that sounds annoying as fukk

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My ex used say "the best part about having sex is getting to look into my eyes and/or hold me"...so doggy/reverse cowgirl,/any other position that I'm behind her had to be bartered for :beli:

The longest I ever got to doggy her for was like 5 minutes :beli:
 

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annoying things is when she runs from the dikk, don't wanna switch positions, dry p*ssy, mind elsewhere

biggest turnoff is bad breath, worst thing is when you fukking a chick and she's moaning and you get a whiff of grits and spoiled milk, so now you gotta hold your breath or look away when she breathe and try to keep that boner cuz the p*ssy still feels good

her leavin' a used pad wrapper out :scust::why::camby:
Jeezus Christ :scust:
 

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:beli:

My ex used say "the best part about having sex is getting to look into my eyes and/or hold me"...so doggy/reverse cowgirl,/any other position that I'm behind her had to be bartered for :beli:

The longest I ever got to doggy her for was like 5 minutes :beli:
Thats fukked up breh...sometimes women need to understand that sex on just a purely physical level is needed......it can't be lovey dovey all the time....:yeshrug:
 

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Yeah bad breath is a killer, especially in the morning. My girl is a smoker and that shyt is lethal in the morning. But that p*ssy when I turn her over for morning sex is :wow:

When she gets on top but can't ride for more then 2 minutes but when I'm pounding it's don't stop don't stop.:stopitslime:

When she keeps spassing on me when I give her head, like bish what am I doing doing reeling in a fish that I just caught or giving head????

When she complains about buttsex but the moment it's in it's :blessed: fukk my ass good.
 

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A lack of energy. I can do it all for ages.
Funky poontang.
Acting like a schoolgirl. If giving mouth, butt, and everything else made you famous, don't switch up and deny me:ufdup:It was good for Trey, Jerry, and Mike, why not
for me? I actually took you out and they didn't:mjpls:Don't act brand new, you know what this is.

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nikkas snitching on here ? :dame:
 

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:beli:

My ex used say "the best part about having sex is getting to look into my eyes and/or hold me"...so doggy/reverse cowgirl,/any other position that I'm behind her had to be bartered for :beli:

The longest I ever got to doggy her for was like 5 minutes :beli:

U serious? How long did you put up with that shyt for? I would've dipped, those are my favorite position.... pfft hold me :russ:, bih im about to rail you
 

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Yeah bad breath is a killer, especially in the morning. My girl is a smoker and that shyt is lethal in the morning. But that p*ssy when I turn her over for morning sex is :wow:

When she gets on top but can't ride for more then 2 minutes but when I'm pounding it's don't stop don't stop.:stopitslime:

When she keeps spassing on me when I give her head, like bish what am I doing doing reeling in a fish that I just caught or giving head????

When she complains about buttsex but the moment it's in it's :blessed: fukk my ass good.

I don't get the point of anal, even when I used to look at porn I hated anal scenes. It probably feels nothing like a p*ssy and in the morning especially you getting smells of ass crust in the atmosphere especially after you pull out.
 

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Too much damn talking, shut thee hell up -

-You are not my Daddy
-You already know your damn name
-It's my vageen, not yours

:stopitslime: WTF
:letyasoulglow:Sound like you were getting that WORK, and while you complaining now, they got to tear your pretty self up many times:letyasoulglow:

:mjpls:
 
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