The thread title reminded me of this woman I met in college. I was waiting for this class in deviance to start. She came up to me and started telling me that she knew why people were deviant. She said it was the devil. This girl was fine so I wasn't really caring what she said at the time. After class we exchanged numbers. A few weeks later she calls me to borrow my notes. She comes to my dorm wearing those shorts with LSU on the ass and her cheeks hanging out.
I'm stoked cause she looking good and we are having s good conversation and she asks if I wanted to go out with her that night. Blinded by my lust I'm like hell yeah. She then says "great, there is an all night bible study going on at the Baptist student union".
The air fell out ya boy with the quickness. I don't know you like that to be going to church with you
. Her reply was golden..."but you were trying to fukk"
.
I made up some lie about having to study and went back to my room.
A few days later she calls me at like 7am talking about she cooking breakfast and I should come over to eat. Walk my ass over there and she in bra and panties and a robe
.Then got mad when I tried to hit
. I never talked to her again.