The Wood is a CLASSIC, and Stacey is a goat character
- Thread starter Ed MOTHERFUCKING G
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Rewatching this is funnier after seeing this thread
nikka aint nobody making you breakfast
nikka aint nobody making you breakfast
Leonard Washington
Superstar
word?
This, Menace, and Forest Gump were in my steady college rotation. I remember when I went to see this senior year when it first came out and I went with a lame ass chick I was really digging then. I vividly remember me cracking up at all the scenes of these nikkas trying to get ass in high school cause that shyt hit so close to home, while her lame, virgin ass was just kinda...there, not thinking shyt was amusing at all.
Sooooo many classic scenes:
Slim shaking up the can of pop when Stacy and his boy robbing the place, like, talking bout "I got something for they ass!"
Tamala Jones, in her prime, in the workout pants getting her ass smacked, and the nice lil jiggle that came along with it.
So much of this shyt hit home, the new kid at the school ending up with friends for life, being in ya boys wedding after moving away for years and getting yall reminisce on, schemin on some p*ssy in high school, finally fukking a bytch ya boys thought you couldn't and still not telling them for years later, and them dances, A nikka REMEMBER THEM DANCES BOY!
Roland:
Shhh, listen. Yo, y'all gotta get the fukk up outta here, I'm trying to get into that, you know what I'm sayin? 
Did you see her booty? It was rotund. I'ma make her booty jiggle, dude. 
Ed MOTHEREFFING G
Chances make champions
the "Well...Thaaat nygga's a blood 
" line is maybe my favorite, or the Stacy "OR GET YO ASS BEAT"
No jokes I expected pushback on this thread, i'm glad we all agree
" line is maybe my favorite, or the Stacy "OR GET YO ASS BEAT"No jokes I expected pushback on this thread, i'm glad we all agree
That shyt is the GOAT coming off age movie imo, and it ain't no arguments about.the "Well...Thaaat nygga's a blood
No jokes I expected pushback on this thread, i'm glad we all agree
Man what the fukk you crying for?
"Stace i dont wanna go to jail
"
The cop wiping the grease on his sweater
"Stace i dont wanna go to jail
"The cop wiping the grease on his sweater
Roland:
I still say "rotund" to this day
Malik
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Man what the fukk you crying for?
"Stace i dont wanna go to jail
The cop wiping the grease on his sweater
"These little kids got mo' HART than you
""Man, Im not sitting in the back
""You gone sit in the back, or walk the fukk home or get yo azz beat
"
...I don't think I've given out this much dap in a WHILE. I'm at work cracking up and I haven't seen this shyt in years. 
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"Man i ain't thinking about Alicia , i'm onto bigger and better things
"
"Like who
?"
"Yo momma nikka
"
""Like who
?""Yo momma nikka
"
Slim:
wait a minute y'all, we didn't even do the breath test...
*smells breath*
OHHH!!!!! shyt...
Roland:
Damn
Mike:
I'm cool
Slim:
Yeah but for how long man?
I AM NOT WALKING IN THERE WITH MY BREATHE SMELLING ALL TART AND shyt!
Roland:
Yeah we need to get tic tacs cuz my breathe kicking like Bruce Lee
Slim: man you ain't Neva lied...
Roland:
Favorite scene
wait a minute y'all, we didn't even do the breath test...*smells breath*
OHHH!!!!! shyt...Roland:
DamnMike:
I'm coolSlim:
Yeah but for how long man? I AM NOT WALKING IN THERE WITH MY BREATHE SMELLING ALL TART AND shyt!Roland:
Yeah we need to get tic tacs cuz my breathe kicking like Bruce LeeSlim:
man you ain't Neva lied...Roland:
Favorite scene
Sonny Corinthos
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Slim:
*smells breath*
Roland:
Mike:
Slim:
Roland:
Slim:
Roland:
Favorite scene
Yooo these smiley choices yall are doing are spot on for these looks these nikkas are givin in this movie
