The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (PC, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, Switch, PS5, PS4)

[Professor K.]

Game is still classic, as evidenced by it taking 3 years to find something I'm mad at, but the Nilfgaardian camp to the SE is dumb as shyt. There's nothing there except a couple quests 15 levels lower than the monsters you have to get past to get there

there's a lot more underutilized/wasted space in this game than I remembered, which makes it feel a lot smaller

Still a classic

*My girl walks in on my 10th hand of Gwent in the last hour*

"Don't you got some missions to do? "

"This is the mission "

"Like, don't you got some monsters to kill or some shyt? What's this game even about? "

"It's about an old nikka who just wants to play cards but gets interrupted by his daughter's disappearance "

"....seriously? "

""

 

[Cuban Pete]

Game is still classic, as evidenced by it taking 3 years to find something I'm mad at, but the Nilfgaardian camp to the SE is dumb as shyt. There's nothing there except a couple quests 15 levels lower than the monsters you have to get past to get there

there's a lot more underutilized/wasted space in this game than I remembered, which makes it feel a lot smaller

Still a classic

*My girl walks in on my 10th hand of Gwent in the last hour*

"Don't you got some missions to do? "

"This is the mission "

"Like, don't you got some monsters to kill or some shyt? What's this game even about? "

"It's about an old nikka who just wants to play cards but gets interrupted by his daughter's disappearance "

"....seriously? "

""

Im fukking crying breh

I heard people call this a card game with an fantasy rpg as dlc

I just finished my 1st play through with Triss as my main bytch, Cerys as queen and Radovid lived, Ciri became a Witcher, and Gaunter o Goon said to Olgierd but now I dont have to look for alcohol ever again

This new game plus death march playthrough is gonna be interesting

 

[DaSk8D00D]

*My girl walks in on my 10th hand of Gwent in the last hour*

"Don't you got some missions to do? "

"This is the mission "

"Like, don't you got some monsters to kill or some shyt? What's this game even about? "

"It's about an old nikka who just wants to play cards but gets interrupted by his daughter's disappearance "

"....seriously? "

""

He really do just pull up on anybody all the world “to play a round or two”

I can’t remember if it was Olgierd or someone else but he gives you a mission and there’s the option to play gwent


“You’re tasked with an incredibly difficult mission by an even more incredibly dangerous person, and you have the audacity to sit in my face and ask to play a round of cards?”

Geralt: *Pauses stoically* “...Fair enough, sounds like you’re just scared to lose”

 

[Dorian Breh]

He really do just pull up on anybody all the world “to play a round or two”

I can’t remember if it was Olgierd or someone else but he gives you a mission and there’s the option to play gwent


“You’re tasked with an incredibly difficult mission by an even more incredibly dangerous person, and you have the audacity to sit in my face and ask to play a round of cards?”

Geralt: *Pauses stoically* “...Fair enough, sounds like you’re just scared to lose”

That's Olgierd at the Seven Cats Inn in between the Gaunter O Dimm quests

 

[Daio]

If I could challenge the Unseen Elder at qwent, I would

 

[Cuban Pete]

If I could challenge the Unseen Elder at qwent, I would

Unseen Elder: (Nods Head)

 

[Phantum]

Almost finished with the B&W DLC and I've been eating good off these bandits. Eating baguettes with fish pate and ratatouille

The finest wines and candies! Northern bandits eat like shyt.

 

[Food Mane]

Almost finished with the B&W DLC and I've been eating good off these bandits. Eating baguettes with fish pate and ratatouille

The finest wines and candies! Northern bandits eat like shyt.

This is true. They aren't even squaded up in a Hanse. Disorganized pigs.

 

[HomieSoprano]

I approach the Hanse camps like let about 8-10 of them race towards me and hit em with that Piercing Cold AARD and watch body parts fly

Just finished my second play-through last night, level 90 with Blood and Wine, Hearts of Stone still to do. shyt is just too good to put the controller down. Never played a single game of Gwent though but I did download the mobile game and liked it.

 

[DaSk8D00D]

I approach the Hanse camps like let about 8-10 of them race towards me and hit em with that Piercing Cold AARD and watch body parts fly

Just finished my second play-through last night, level 90 with Blood and Wine, Hearts of Stone still to do. shyt is just too good to put the controller down. Never played a single game of Gwent though but I did download the mobile game and liked it.

Two playthroughs and you’ve never played gwent!?


You might as well run up the third breh

 

[HiiiPower]

I'm not , can't wait for this shyt

But then claiming free dlc is

sorry breh, I know this post is old as shyt but this post aged horribly lol

 

[KOOL-AID]

Been a minute, Lowkey got overwhelmed with all the side quest and ? marks, like leveling up between secondary n main missions. This ff7 gonna have me preoccupied for a bit

 

[oO J Smooth Oo]

No spoilers please brehs, i know i'm late but i have got the GOTY ready to play once i beat AC Odyssey, never played RPG properly until Odyssey despite having the witcher 3 for years. I cannot wait to get lost and explore in the world.

 

[DaSk8D00D]

No spoilers please brehs, i know i'm late but i have got the GOTY ready to play once i beat AC Odyssey, never played RPG properly until Odyssey despite having the witcher 3 for years. I cannot wait to get lost and explore in the world.

You’re in for a helluva treat breh

Odyssey has tighter combat/gameplay but the world, characters, and story in W3 are infinitely more interesting

 

[Negro Caesar]

No spoilers please brehs, i know i'm late but i have got the GOTY ready to play once i beat AC Odyssey, never played RPG properly until Odyssey despite having the witcher 3 for years. I cannot wait to get lost and explore in the world.

I was just thinking the same shyt my guy. Imma start it today. I got the base game for 3 bucks awhile back
Edit: I lied. It’s the GOTY Edition