The Rise of Skywalker doesn’t even feel like a Star Wars movie.

[Brehcepticon]

Swinging a stick and deep thinking

Bruh it took Luke 3 movies to get the mind trick down, Rey did it the first movie

 

[MidniteJay]

 

[March Madness]

Trilogy was a soft reboot masquerading as "sequels"


nikkas ran it back with the same Tie-Fighters, a fake Vader, another Death Star
brought back Palp and forced the Millenium Falcon on us again


nikkas just wanted to remake the OG movies with new property characters.


Killed Luke and Admiral Ackbar for no reason

 

[Days of Future Piff]

Bruh Disney is so full of shyt

Meanwhile... (

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Star Wars: Rose Tico Is Only In 76 Seconds Of Rise Of Skywalker
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker quantifiably sidelines Rose Tico (Kelly Marie Tran); she's only in one minute and 16 seconds of the movie.

By Molly Freeman Dec 26, 2019

Link: Star Wars: Rose Tico Is Only In 76 Seconds Of Rise Of Skywalker

 

[Brehcepticon]

Oh shyt

Her and John had terribly written characters. That's what I call equal rights

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

I know it's a longshot, but I really hope someone comes back and truly redoes Eps 7-9 to end the Skywalker saga. This was truly . Worse than Game Of Thrones TV ending.

That's exactly what Mandalorian is going to do for the sequel trilogy its basically what George Lucas and Dave Filoni did on Clone Wars for the prequel movies.

It really is.

- New generation of Jedi.
- Experimentation with Midichlorians.
- Focus on the underworld of the galaxy.

He really is following the beats from George's idea for a sequel trilogy

 

[Megadeus]

Everyone keeps telling me to watch The Mandalorian.....

but After seeing the Last Jedi I been ready to cash in my Star Wars card for good. Rouge One was my shyt.. but all it did was build us up for the EPIC letdown.

I feel like Mandalorian just going to build me up for another bytchass Rian Johnson letdown a few years from now. god I never want to feel like that again.

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

Threw star wars in the trash after seeing this, that is until the mandalorian came out

I've heard a lot of good about the Mandalorian but I also bushed Star Wars after this Trilogy. Ive been saying I want to watch it but the idea of consuming anymore Star Wars media makes me at myself

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

They were poorly written in terms of creativity and originality. Just a quick job to make money off the franchise. Which is a shame I always thought.

Even if you didn’t want to be original, there are so many ideas that have been floating around in the expanded universe to use, there’s no excuse for what they gave the public...

Mandalorian is good though. That could have easily been its own film, like the first episode of the newest season. If they tossed another 45 mins worth of dialogue, breakdowns, camera angles and closed set shots, it would have been the best SW film in the past few years...

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

I've enjoyed watching The Mandalorian sit down at the table and take all the praise and fan love they thought Rey would get on some

on a weekly basis.

 

[General Mills]

Spend billions making a new Star Wars trilogy with NO plan, brehs.

Write a boring protagonist with no blood sweat and tears who never takes any L's, brehs.

Ruin your movie with wack villains who act like they came straight out of Spaceballs, brehs.

Preach about diversity but still throw John Boyega under the bus, brehs.

Bring all of the surviving OG characters back for your trilogy just to kill them off without ever giving them a proper reunion, brehs.

Undo ALL of the accomplishments that EVERYONE made across the entire series, brehs.

Character-assassinate Luke Skywalker by turning him into a COWARD, brehs.

Invalidate the entire point of Anakin's sacrifice, brehs.

Bring in the cast from the Raid (and Veronica Ngo) just to kill them off, brehs.

Treat the OG homies 3PO and R2 like trash just to sell BB8 toys, brehs.

Spoiler

That's cool that they wanted to switch up with a female lead for a change, but you gotta show us the blood sweat and tears that it takes to become great. If you don't have that, then you don't have any way to relate to the character and you have no story. Plus, they could have done all of that without turning Kylo, Finn, Luke, and the rest of the characters into punchlines.

And the kicker is they already had the fukking template The Star Wars expanded books are excellent! We should have had a gully ass Vong war Chewie getting a moon dropped on him Han going nuts and murdering out the Falcon. He painted that bytch matte black like it was a Hellcat and was on his demon shyt after Chewie was gone


The 3 Solo children putting in work.

Mara Jade


They had enough materials for two trilogies easily. Instead we got this horseshyt

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I’m just like

“How the fukk does anyone survive after being thrown down an elevator shaft”



Thats day time soap opera level writing there

 

[Rekkapryde]

Trilogy was a soft reboot masquerading as "sequels"


nikkas ran it back with the same Tie-Fighters, a fake Vader, another Death Star
brought back Palp and forced the Millenium Falcon on us again


nikkas just wanted to remake the OG movies with new property characters.


Killed Luke and Admiral Ackbar for no reason

they had my nikka @Admiral Ackbar floating out in space dead and shyt. Rian Johnson.

And let's not get started on Leia and the Mary Poppins shyt

 

[Rekkapryde]

And the kicker is they already had the fukking template The Star Wars expanded books are excellent! We should have had a gully ass Vong war Chewie getting a moon dropped on him Han going nuts and murdering out the Falcon. He painted that bytch matte black like it was a Hellcat and was on his demon shyt after Chewie was gone


The 3 Solo children putting in work.

Mara Jade


They had enough materials for two trilogies easily. Instead we got this horseshyt

we all been saying this fam. the shyt was right there to use with the EU books, but Disney was so pressed to recoup quick that they fukked it all up.



they gonna have to retcon this last trilogy to fix this shyt. Even recasting someone to play older Han and Leia and Luke.

 

[JerseyBoy23]

I think if Rian followed up closely what JJ did it wouldn't have felt like such a jolt. They're probably going to use TV series to fix everything like they did with Clone Wars and Rebels.

Also they bought Star Wars for 4 billion and I think they already made that back from merchandise so Disney might just not care.