Crayola Coyote
Superstar
I didn’t even care to watch the last one. The 2nd done it for me.
The Rise of Skywalker doesn’t even feel like a Star Wars movie.
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I didn’t even care to watch the last one. The 2nd done it for me.
Same. So disgusted after Last Jedi. Then after hearing the feedback from many fans of this Rise Of Skywalker joint, NOPE. I'm done.
Those last 3 mainline joints don't exist to me.
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
fukk all three of those movies,,, mandalorian makes that shyt even more diarrhea dog shyt ()
Rogue One was pure Star Wars movie. Like how did they fail with the other 3.
That casino shyt was egregious. Sent the tokens on a side quest to rescue some space horsesThey had the nerve to call it a “trilogy”. They could have redeemed themselves in the 2nd movie by having the team get hunted down by the knights of ren that was in the flash backs in the first movie but nah they had some bs casino scene that didn’t even align in the movie and had some chick lead the resistance. What was y’all thinking
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
That casino shyt was egregious. Sent the tokens on a side quest to rescue some space horses
funny thing is everyone from men to women were annoyed that Rey got powers with no damn back story until third movie they just saw she was the emperor daughter.
Like they added some twists to it. 
shyt's gonna give me an ulcer if I think about it too muchfunny thing is everyone from men to women were annoyed that Rey got powers with no damn back story until third movie they just saw she was the emperor daughter.
The whole fukking trilogy wasn't planned.
The only thing they planned was the basic idea of the three main characters. And they Rey would be a woman (which isn't even a problem at all, it shouldn't be).
But they planned nothing else. They thought that it would be good enough since Star Wars was never a perfectly written or complex story, but holy shyt, at least the previous two trilogies actually had a fukking story arc.
TFA = lazy HD soft reboot of A New Hope
TLJ = pretentious movie that tried to be deep and subversive but didn't take any meaningful risks or have any substance do it didn't tell a story or push the plot forward
TRoS = Uneven, underdeveloped story that didn't tie up everything, didn't tell any real story, and basically revealed how unplanned, worthless, and cash-grabby the sequel trilogy was.
The only thing they planned was the basic idea of the three main characters. And they Rey would be a woman (which isn't even a problem at all, it shouldn't be).
But they planned nothing else. They thought that it would be good enough since Star Wars was never a perfectly written or complex story, but holy shyt, at least the previous two trilogies actually had a fukking story arc.
TFA = lazy HD soft reboot of A New Hope
TLJ = pretentious movie that tried to be deep and subversive but didn't take any meaningful risks or have any substance do it didn't tell a story or push the plot forward
TRoS = Uneven, underdeveloped story that didn't tie up everything, didn't tell any real story, and basically revealed how unplanned, worthless, and cash-grabby the sequel trilogy was.
Rogue One was pure Star Wars movie. Like how did they fail with the other 3.
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIRECTOR,
CAST, CHARACTERS, STORYLINE ETC.
CAST, CHARACTERS, STORYLINE ETC.
Days of Future Piff
Superstar
Spend billions making a new Star Wars trilogy with NO plan, brehs.
Write a boring protagonist with no blood sweat and tears who never takes any L's, brehs.
Ruin your movie with wack villains who act like they came straight out of Spaceballs, brehs.
Preach about diversity but still throw John Boyega under the bus, brehs.
Bring all of the surviving OG characters back for your trilogy just to kill them off without ever giving them a proper reunion, brehs.
Undo ALL of the accomplishments that EVERYONE made across the entire series, brehs.
Character-assassinate Luke Skywalker by turning him into a COWARD, brehs.
Invalidate the entire point of Anakin's sacrifice, brehs.
Bring in the cast from the Raid (and Veronica Ngo) just to kill them off, brehs.
Treat the OG homies 3PO and R2 like trash just to sell BB8 toys, brehs.
Write a boring protagonist with no blood sweat and tears who never takes any L's, brehs.
Ruin your movie with wack villains who act like they came straight out of Spaceballs, brehs.
Preach about diversity but still throw John Boyega under the bus, brehs.
Bring all of the surviving OG characters back for your trilogy just to kill them off without ever giving them a proper reunion, brehs.
Undo ALL of the accomplishments that EVERYONE made across the entire series, brehs.
Character-assassinate Luke Skywalker by turning him into a COWARD, brehs.
Invalidate the entire point of Anakin's sacrifice, brehs.
Bring in the cast from the Raid (and Veronica Ngo) just to kill them off, brehs.
Treat the OG homies 3PO and R2 like trash just to sell BB8 toys, brehs.
That's cool that they wanted to switch up with a female lead for a change, but you gotta show us the blood sweat and tears that it takes to become great. If you don't have that, then you don't have any way to relate to the character and you have no story. Plus, they could have done all of that without turning Kylo, Finn, Luke, and the rest of the characters into punchlines.
The Fukin Prophecy
RIP Champ
What should of been...
Instead they turned son into Jar Jar 2.0 with half his lines being "REYYYYYYYYYYY !!!"...
Instead they turned son into Jar Jar 2.0 with half his lines being "REYYYYYYYYYYY !!!"...
Feminists are bad
Obligatory 
Lord_nikon
Veteran
The best thing about the sequels was trailer 1 and the teaser trailer for TFA
for me, after the Kylo Ren stops the blaster part, that shyt went down hill from there for me ,,,,,, I was like oh got damn shyt son ( K REN cold af )
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for me, after the Kylo Ren stops the blaster part, that shyt went down hill from there for me ,,,,,, I was like oh got damn shyt son ( K REN cold af )
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Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
So I was thinkin bout this earlier. Luke, Leia, Han all died so Palpatine's daughter can run shyt? 
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
Threw star wars in the trash after seeing this, that is until the mandalorian came out