The OFFICIAL SUMMERSLAM 2016 THREAD. TRIPLE Platinum VOICES REVIVAL EDITION.

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Damn Lesnar fukked up hard on that elbow and split Orton's wig

I'd say what happened after was a good makeup because I know Randy ain't tough enough to wrestle in that state. Too bad we didn't get the F5 into the RKO.

Cena/Styles and Charlotte/Sasha were matches of the night. I don't know but it looked like Sasha got legit hurt during the match and they made a call to put the belt back on Charlotte. Or she's that good at selling. Styles is now the man and hopefully Cena comes back next year ready for the Undertaker or is he turning

Ambrose/Ziggler was just there crowd's not gonna get hot for Ziggler when they've treated him as a joke up until a recent hot shot.

Seth/Finn was dope but was missing another gear I know those two can get to so hopefully they can top it next go around. The shytting on the Universal Title everytime they showed it was so lazy WWE.

The rest of the show was decent, Cesaro and Sheamus was really good too.

 

[stro]

Dying at Ambrose shytting on Brock publicly for being lazy and not wanting to try stuff, then 2 weeks later having the most generic Dean Ambrose match possible against Ziggler on PPV.

 

[StatUS]

Oh yeah and Big E looked like a star tonight. I'll admit I want Kofi to get another shot but right now E is money.

 

[jackswstd]

Enzo & Cass vs JeriKo was alright. The crowd spittin the lyrics to Juicy in Brooklyn was dope. Enzo needs to just leave the aerial maneuvers to they guys who can do them before he ends up with another concussion.

Sasha vs Charlotte was bad. Even though they managed to somewhat salvage it at the end Charlotte was sloppy as fukk. I wouldn't be surprised if Sasha is legit injured.

Miz vs Crews went as expected.

What the hell happened to Steph's t*ts

New Day vs Anderson & Gallows was very underwhelming especially after what the NXT tag match delivered

AJ vs Cena was excellent I didn't expect Styles to get the W but that AA into the Styles Clash reversal was I guess he's up next for Ambrose.

Speaking of Dean, the match with Ziggler was awful. They had absolutely no chemistry whatsoever.

Welcome back Thikki Nikki she looked better than ever. Disguising her return with the Eva Marie entrance was a nice touch. The six woman match was decent, between Naomi, Alexa and Nikki all that ass was a welcome sight.

The less I say about the Universal Title the better, just plain lazy. Balor vs Rollins was very good but I expected a show stealer. We'll see if it was the right decision to put the belt on Finn.

Roman vs Rusev

Orton vs Lesnar, same shyt different opponent Vince is dumb as fukk overpaying this dude for the same match every few months.

 

[CM_Burns]

Dirt Sheet Dave just said Cena is out for a couple of months to film his TV show and do other things. He also said the plan was for Lesnar to be kayfabe suspended since his dates were low & he might be done for the rest of the year. That explains the Shane McMahon F5, I think.

If the Brock thing is true then I don't like the finish to your 2nd biggest show being what it was at all. It makes a lot more sense with a Goldberg/Brock segment on Raw.

 

[NSSVO]

Honestly this PPV was horrible. Besides AJ and Cena, everything else felt flat. No special matches. Roman and Rusev after two championship matches? Dean can't fukking work. He either needs to do a cycle or get something else in his moveset. Lesnar is an idiot. Balor no sold s superplex. Charlotte almost killed Sasha. Just craziness all around tonight.

 

[Spyro]

What is this bullshyt?

Your WWE Champion

 

[Spyro]

Seth Rollins ‏@WWERollins
More important than a title's appearance is what it represents for the men fighting over it. You really let me down tonight, Brooklyn.

WWE gotta realize that fans nowadays are a lot more "smart" than before, especially PPV crowds. If they don't like something they'll let you know, they probably still think it's the 80's where fans just do exactly what they want you to

 

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That's even better coming from Seth, who constantly talks about how great indie and NXT crowds are for behaving exactly like that.

 

[Spyro]

So WWE is basically repeating many of WCW's mistakes in their later years?

 

[PlainSight]

Since I dropped the video I might as well drop the last couple gifs I made of the mixed chick.

EDIT: You found her in the end!

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Can I say it was trash but a ppv we will remember for ages and it will have everyone tuning in this week?

That wtf ending between Brock/orton
Classic match between cena and styles
Finn becomes the first champ for a trash title

Entire thing is mad trash tho they know better.

 

[dh86]

With Cena gone and presumably Orton gone for some weeks, what the fukk is gonna be on backlash in 3 weeks? Dean-AJ ironman match?

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Welp, that was nice while it lasted

 

[stro]

How do people not understand the finish of Brock/Orton? It was Brock regaining his aura that he had after destroying Cena that has been completely missing after getting bogged down with fluff for a while. What is confusing about Brock utterly decimating a dude and leaving him in a pool of blood just because he can?