The Official Stand-Up Comedy Thread.

The 2020 New Member

Banned
Supporter
Joined
Dec 12, 2012
Messages
19,769
Reputation
1,201
Daps
22,057
Reppin
:)
haven't done 7 days in a row since last summer :snoop:

i'm feeling like a beast though. So much for cutting back on the drinking. I might need a fukking life coach.
 

The 2020 New Member

Banned
Supporter
Joined
Dec 12, 2012
Messages
19,769
Reputation
1,201
Daps
22,057
Reppin
:)
I officially hate watching live comedy. I'll go for the debauchery but if I devote all of my attention to one more comedy show I'm going to fukk an expensive pastry in a church.
 

NonPareil

Pro
Joined
May 6, 2012
Messages
738
Reputation
60
Daps
774
Reppin
NULL
I got bumped off a show tonight at the Funnybone by Carlos Mencia. He is a dikk in person lol. Went to say whatsup and as soon as I acknowledged him he straight walked away
 

The 2020 New Member

Banned
Supporter
Joined
Dec 12, 2012
Messages
19,769
Reputation
1,201
Daps
22,057
Reppin
:)
I got bumped off a show tonight at the Funnybone by Carlos Mencia. He is a dikk in person lol. Went to say whatsup and as soon as I acknowledged him he straight walked away

he probably didn't want to steal any one your jokes. how's the booking going? I just had to ban my first comic. It was unpleasant but I can't lie, I laughed about it afterwards.
 

NonPareil

Pro
Joined
May 6, 2012
Messages
738
Reputation
60
Daps
774
Reppin
NULL
I got an offer last night to take the reigns on a successful monthly show at a cool room.

I'm starting to enjoy things like hosting, improv and podcasts as much as standup
 

The 2020 New Member

Banned
Supporter
Joined
Dec 12, 2012
Messages
19,769
Reputation
1,201
Daps
22,057
Reppin
:)
so i got a question.

some other comics want to start an open mic show and have me host it. i said that i would be down to host it and see how it goes. however, the dude that is basically producing the show wants sort of force this co-host on me. i like this kid but i don't want to co host with him. for one, i don't want to split the money and secondly, i'm nervous about him fukking up because he's a new comic. he works hard but he's very moody and opinionated sometimes. part of me wants to just let him host that show but i really want to do this. i even said i'd do the first few for free because it's a brand new event and i know they might not have the cash.

i guess...given this situation. what would you do and how much would you charge per week to host? it's a dive bar with a PA but our event will bring in more business then they are currently gettin.
 

The 2020 New Member

Banned
Supporter
Joined
Dec 12, 2012
Messages
19,769
Reputation
1,201
Daps
22,057
Reppin
:)
just hosted a 2 hour mic and put up 23 comics. plus time in between.

then did 45 minutes at another spot.

:whew: i ain't great yet but i'm putting in that work. my city shows so much love.

maaan the game chose me! what was i supposed to do? :manny: only thing i did wrong was make it possible. don't warrwwy.

:pachaha:
 

The 2020 New Member

Banned
Supporter
Joined
Dec 12, 2012
Messages
19,769
Reputation
1,201
Daps
22,057
Reppin
:)
For my own amusement really... lol shyt was hilarious watching all these kids faces as it kept going and going. Was new freshmen night too

:mjlol: that's fukked up. Im doin hard rock next week and id get banned for this joke if casinos werent so vital ouy here. At least you had fun.
 

ugksam

The White King TuT
Joined
May 21, 2012
Messages
7,586
Reputation
-488
Daps
7,506
12 hours ago i wouldnt have been able to tell you when the last time i bombed was, then last night i had 2 really unsatisfying sets that completely destroyed my confidence about this new material ive been doing all week and i got a show tonight and im worryed now :lupe:
 
Top