IT’S TIME FOR THE NATURE BOY’S WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIEW OF LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE OF MR. ROBOT
LOOKS LIKE ELLIOT FREQUENTS THE HIGHER LEARNING SUBFORUM AND CHECKED OUT A LUCID DREAMING 101 THREAD BREHS
“MIND AWAKE. BODY ASLEEP. MIND AWAKE. BODY ASLEEP. MIND AWAKE. BODY ASLEEP.”
THAT INTRO MUSIC WAS CREEPY AS shyt BREHS
DOPE OPENING BY BASED ESMAIL
BE TRAPPED IN THE BACK OF A VAN DRIVEN BY A MUTE BREH AND HIS MUTE PAWG WHILE LOOKING LIKE DROOPY THE DOG ABOUT TO BE SENT TO THE POUND BREHS
CHINESE GOVERNMENT WITH THAT TWO TRILLION DOLLAR LOAN
GINGER STREEP JR. TRYING TO FLEX SOME DYKE CLIT WITH SANTIAGO
TOO BAD EL PATRON DON’T TAKE ORDERS FROM A PUTA
RANDOM HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS – CHECK
ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYING – CHECK
CREEPY INTERACIAL COUPLE –
CHECK
BETA SEYFRIED ABOUT TO FILM HER NEWEST SCENE OF
BLACKED.COM BREHS
THAT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO
BLACKED.COM SET BREHS
THIS shyt TURNED DARK AS HELL REAL QUICK
COMMODORE 64, A FISH TANK AND SOME 12 YEAR OLD CAC WHO’S BEEN ABUSED ASKING QUESTIONS LIKE “DO YOU EVER CRY DURING SEX?”
SPEAKING OF EVIL fukkS, WE GOT 666 CEO OUT HERE GETTING HIS SUGE KNIGHT ON TELLING THE US GOVERNMENT HOW IT’S GOING TO BE GOING FORWARD
“ANY GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL THAT WANNA BE A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL AND WANNA REMAIN A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL AND DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE CHINESE TRYING TO BE ALL UP IN OUR ECONOMY. ALL UP ON BITCOINS, THEN REGULATE E-CORP E-COINS”
“OH AND JACK….I DON’T GIVE A shyt ABOUT YOU…SO PLEASE DON’T HOLD A PERSONAL GRUDGE JUST BECAUSE YOU LOST”
CUTTING BACK TO BETA SEYFRIED’S CASTING COUCH SESSION SHE GETS INTRODUCED TO HER NEWEST TRANSGENDER DIRECTOR WHITE WOSE
EVEN WHITE WOSE KNOWS HOW ANNOYING THIS BETA HOE CAN BE
LET’S BETA KNOW THAT HE/SHE KNOWS ABOUT ELLIOT AND HINTS AT CONTROLLING REALITY AND TIME
FIRST TRANNY’S CAN USE THE WOMEN’S BATHROOMS…NOW THEY CAN TIME TRAVEL?
GINGER STREEP JR. GETTING HER JOAQUIN PHOENIX ON TRYING TO MAKE A CONNECTION WITH HER VIRTUAL HOME
DEEP INTO HIS LUCID DREAMING SESSION ELLIOT IS ABLE TO WATCH MR. ROBOT DECIPHER THE CODE THAT WAS SENT TO THEM
OH DAMN IT’S A PHONE NUMBER TO EURO BATEMAN BREHS
ELLIOT FINALLY REALIZES THAT HE’S THE ONE GOING TO MEET EURO BATEMAN
HABI-BREH DRIVER LOSING HIS PATIENCE WITH ELLIOT
THANKFULLY EURO BATEMAN SHOWS UP…OR DOES HE?
DUDE SOUNDS DIFFERENT…COULD IT BE THAT MR. ROBOT HAS MORPHED INTO EURO ROBOT?
SO MANY QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERING BREHS
ONE OF…IF NOT…THE BEST EPISODES OF THIS SERIES SO FAR BREHS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
