The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[marcuz]

franklin aka dye pack

aye but i dont know how nikkas rush through the story mode. i've put in like 19 hours and i don't feel very deep into the main story

 

[Ultimate Warrior]

This nikka Lamar converstations with Trevor got me failing missions cuz I cant breathe...They are fukking comdey and by far the two most entertaining characters personality wise...

That said I aint stoppibg for no blue dots anymore...I think Trevor got his rectum got violated by one of them wilderness booty bandits...Woke up on the side of the road with blood on his backside...becareful in that desert brehs...

**** Snorts 38seconds***

Wait til you see Trevor in a sun dress on top of a cliff, you die.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I got clapped up by some essays breh

Riding down the block a girl was screaming for help on the side of the street I look at her and she said they were hitting her. So I hop out the whip and follow her behind this house and 3 essays jumped out and held me up.

Killed 2 of them the other 1 had my brain splatter against the side of the wall.










To live and die in Los santos.

From now on everytime I hop out my car ima keep my shotty out.

And I stay riding around the block to see if I can find the last essay he dead when I see him

Y'all nikkas still falling for that shyt? If I see her I'm going to put a bullet through her dome for my Coli brehs.

 

[A.V.]

you have to install the first disc. like halo 4 had you install one of the discs.

the play disc you dont HAVE to install but they said if you do, use a flash drive. the 360 has a hard time reading both discs from the hard drive. so it would make pop ups worse, textures load slower and what not

Still don't see how nikkas can say 360 > PS3

 

[yo moms]

Y'all nikkas still falling for that shyt? If I see her I'm going to put a bullet through her dome for my Coli brehs.

im going to slice her up real good

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Just did my first heist, came back with 4 mil and all my crew survived

My Gunman Crashed His Bike fukked Up Part Is We Didnt Recover His Money

 

[A.V.]

franklin aka dye pack

aye but i dont know how nikkas rush through the story mode. i've put in like 19 hours and i don't feel very deep into the main story

Word. I'll do a mission or two and spend hours doing random acts of fukkery n gettin money, upgrading shyt...

nikkas out here like fukk boys tryna rush thru this piff

 

[Silver Surfer]

Damn I have'nt had this much fun in a game besides COD in a minute

 

[Illuminatos]

I can't lie, Trevor has been my favorite character so far. I didn't think that would happen.

 

[BrothaZay]

better delete yo cookies and hide behind 7 proxies bytch

If i see u on GTA online, ima give u my caramel chocolate escalade and chrome/red motorcycle

 

[Brandeezy]

Top 5 songs in the game

 

[iMajor]

Y'all nikkas still falling for that shyt? If I see her I'm going to put a bullet through her dome for my Coli brehs.

I was just trying to get some fast money last time I did a side mission two nikkas were holding up the store market manager outside I killed both of them came up on $1000

Figured she would pay a nikka

Ended up paying $350 in hospital bills

 

[BrothaZay]

My boy call me this morning like

" YO YOU GOT GTA V!!?!?"
I'm like " Of course nikka!. "
"Damn I'm about to go buy it right now! I got $62"
"Breh it cost $64.19 all together"
""

Dude had no games to trade in and really didn't have no money. I'm like damn breh you need to get ya paper up.

You cant give ur boy 5 dollars

 

[Brandeezy]

London's version of the Weeknd mixed with Sade



Worldwide FM dropping gems

 

[A.V.]

You cant give ur boy 5 dollars

Crab ass nikka braggin about bein a crab ass nikka

Then got the nerve to call him "his boy"

Let slime see this thread I bet you he smack the shyt outta his fakkit ass