The Official Furious 7 Thread

[thaKEAF]

Also Jason did his thing. nikka would not stop popping up out of nowhere just when things were going in their favor the funniest part was when he popped up at the party.

You nikkas in here talmbout cgi Paul walker in future movies can't be serious

 

[Roman Brady]

english! motherfuker can you read it? welcome to the real world breh, it's possible for a chick to be stunningly adorable but lack that va va voom. And that broad has non, like do/did you find karyn parsons, Sheila e, pebbles or christel Khalil "sexy" I don't doesn't change the fact they are stunning

 

[Spaceman Piff]

it was like watching a video game. completely over the top with a plot that served just to take the crew around the world doing ridiculous things.

this might be the most "turn your brain off" movie ever made

they're going to be fighting off an alien invasion in a couple years.

with all the one liners in the movie.. we couldn't get tej yelling "move bytch get out the way" while ramming cars off the road? :sadluda:

 

[HHR]

Spectacular.....entertaining......but almost shockingly stupid. I think they wrote exactly one draft of the script and then started shooting.

"Also, he tried to put me in a bodybag too".......the fukk?

"No offense, but you guys did a pretty good job back there" No offense?

"The street always wins" That's not a fukking saying. No one has ever said that. Ever.

Also, Hobbs is the WORST federal agent ever. Shaw breaks into his office, STEALS THE NAMES OF THE CREW and TELLS HIM HE'S GOING TO KILL ALL OF THEM, and Hobbs tells exactly no one.

Nevermind the absolute stupidity of the ENTIRE plot. They're doing all this wild shyt to get a device that will allow them to find Shaw....but Shaw is literally following them around the world. Also, when they DO get the device, it does fukk all good because Shaw does what they should've done and just sat his ass in a room and WAITED FOR THEM TO SHOW UP

@ Dom throwing away a shotty to use broken car parts instead....and then using a parking garage.

Again, entertaining....but holy shyt. The writers need to try at least a little bit next time. Please?

The series has definitely gone back downhill since Fast Five.

 

[HHR]

Y'all are missing the most ridiculous part of this movie. You think some Arabian prince is gonna let them destroy his super car & his buildings and let it slide? These dudes lucky they made it out of Dubai

The backflips the plot had to do to even get them into a car in a skyscraper were pretty impressive.

She shipped this incredible device in a speed drive because........? And this dude puts in his car because....? And the car is in his penthouse because.....?

 

[HHR]

how did the brakes fail on a $4M whip like that tho?

Because jumping it between skyscrapeys wasn't enough....they had to shoot it with a grenade launcher too

....and if all it took to grab the Gods Eye was Brian punching the shyt outta the dash computer, why not do that instead of going up from UNDERNEATH THE CAR

 

[kingdarius]

why in the fuk are the movie snobs even paying to see this? like for real did u go in expecting a ron howard level script did u not see the previous movie

 

[Wild self]

Fast & Furious 9 The Arabian Knights

Plot - It's been 5 years, but the Prince has not forgot about the destruction caused to his vehicle by Dom Toretto and the recently retired Brian. Armed with a magical genie (voiced by the late Robin Williams) The Prince sets his sites on LA to get revenge on Dom and his family.

DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

Fixed and cosign

This series gonna have the team taking down civilizations and entire governments.

 

[BobbyBooshay]

So much fukkery in this film, dont know where to start lol

CinemaSins gonna have a field day with this lol

 

[HHR]

why in the fuk are the movie snobs even paying to see this? like for real did u go in expecting a ron howard level script did u not see the previous movie

Also, at "Ron Howard level script"

That's a random as fukk measuring stick my man

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

This franchise does not need to be ruined by future Paul Walker-less movies. If you gonna do it without Mr. Fast & Furious, then don't name it so.

Vin Diesel has alot to do with the success of the francise as well....

Series can go on as long as Vin don't leave...

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Also I was on deployment when Fast 6 came out, but is it true Tego didn't want to be in Fast 6 because he didn't like how his character was portrayed?

Only thing I found on it.

 

[tofuspeedstar]

They should bring Lance back for the next one. Get revenge for the death of Johnny Tran.

Snake Skin pants brigade.

If they're gonna milk it, might as well throwback.

 

[beenz]

Not gonna lie. Cried at the end. This franchise has been a staple for me for over half my life.

I was into Hondas/tuning before it..seeing the first one solidified it and got me into it more..watching the end for me was like watching the end of an era

RIP Paul. Wish they'd stop here at this 7th film...but they're gonna milk it til it doesn't profit anymore.

of course they will. both luda and tyrese got hella child support payments to make, so I'm sure they'll be the first to sign.

 

[beenz]

why can't they bring back han and giselle in F&F 8??? I mean they can make up some silly to bring them out the grave the same way they did letty.