Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[nomoreneveragain]

I had the pea green fatigues on too

This was sorta like Portier and Bill Cosby. Lets do it again. na-na-na-na-na-ni




edit: I saw the Ebola story on ya'llz news too. Im getting hte fukk outta here. ASAP

Y'all didn't meet @yoyoyo1

 

[yoyoyo1]

Y'all didn't meet @yoyoyo1

no thought it was #bantz, and there you motherfukkers go making plans in secret

 

[SCORCH]

Ronay went in on the #TacticsBoyz today

In the agreeable and well-written way that he does

It's even more on point if you read Jonathan Wilson's piece on Mourinho afterwards.

On Sunday, a little before four o’clock, José Mourinho will leave the tunnel at Old Trafford and walk along the front of the South Stand.

He’ll see ahead of him the touchline along which he sprinted and slid in 2004 after his Porto side had beaten Manchester United in the Champions League with a late goal. And, before the halfway line, he’ll turn right, and take his place in the away dug-out. Given he’s not a man who seems particularly to regret, he may not even cast a glance to the bench 15 yards in front of him and wonder what might have been, but there’s another reality, not that far removed from this one, in which he would have been sitting in the home dug-out.

Man walks from point A to B in 130 words

 

[dennis roadman]

This cac came up to me talking about "Hey you're black. Do you know this song? Got the club going uuuup, on a Tueeesday " maybe it was cuz he had his friend with him thinking he had backup but I slapped the pink off this boy boiii his friend ain't even wanna look me in the eye while he ushered away his boy boiii Campus PD is not involved so they not looking for ya boy boiii

fukk I look like going up to a white person talking about "Hey you heard the new Tim McGraw song?"

Holdtite my nikka Yo Moms he was like a likkle bro to me. He's me but in mulatto form. I can't even imagine him if he was a #MidnightBoy

Holdtite man like Richard Harrow

Holdtite Kareem Rush for hitting that buzzer beating 3 pointer for the Lakers back in like 2002

Holdtite Mr. 2-Gun-Un, muhfukkas betta cock back them hammaz

Holdtite Jim Jones crusty ass

Holdtite Monica Lewinsky for being a Top 20 thot

so do you know the song or not

 

[SCORCH]

We really gonna act like Tim McGraw didn't murder Nelly on his own shyt?

 

[gho3st]

After sunday there won't be any undefeated teams in the league anymore #factsonly

 

[concise]

He was the most knowledgeable soccer poster on the coli

Free my mans Kritic

 

[Grams]

so do you know the song or not

All these magazine gangstas, Mediafakeout rappers.
I'm a gangsta with a magazine, that takes out rappers.

Spoiler

yea I know the song but you know that blank card was being racist as fook #still

 

[dennis roadman]

All these magazine gangstas, Mediafakeout rappers.
I'm a gangsta with a magazine, that takes out rappers.

Spoiler

yea I know the song but you know that blank card was being racist as fook #still

you ever heard this song "dangerzone" by kenny loggins?

 

[Montez]

no thought it was #bantz, and there you motherfukkers go making plans in secret

This hurts my core.

@mastermind give us all a shout

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Yo @Grams you ever heard that song "Our House" by Madness?

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

Does anyone know how to unlock the legends in Fifa 15?

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

Double

 

[Max B]

you ever heard this song "dangerzone" by kenny loggins?

Sounds like song a trailer trash like you would listen to

 

[dennis roadman]

Sounds like song a trailer trash like you would listen to

it's not that i mind that you post, it's that you're so bad at it

anyway @Grams ever heard of the song "dont dream it's over" by crowded house?

your move @penfield