Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Montez]

I feel her, tbh.

It aint a real thing if a woman can shyt around you and feel no problems.

Just let her know that means you can shyt too. Eat a lot of iron.

I was trying to protect her from this but she aint know when to quit. RIP to her olfactory.

@Montez I took a girl on our first date to White Castle (cheap ting, just wanted to smash) and she said "I know I'm gonna have to take a shyt after this"

DONE. DEADED. Never talked to her again after that

You cold son of a bytch.

I'll allow this but when your intention is smashing you gotta bring the bar down. You only there for one thing.

First date that happened. We were chilling and then her stomach started acting up.

I wasn't turned off tho I just don't want to smell that shyt.

 

[Liu Kang]

@Montez I took a girl on our first date to White Castle (cheap ting, just wanted to smash) and she said "I know I'm gonna have to take a shyt after this"

DONE. DEADED. Never talked to her again after that

Hilarious

That's the type of character that is nice in a woman IMO. I mean she looked open and funny about things that could be sensitive, that's a good point in my book honestly. I'd have liked that and would have replied "it's ok, I have wet wipes in my apartment"

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

@Bury Da Bwoy @Don Hollywood Herrera this is the REAL bottling man


Vines don't work in spoilers, scroll down at your own risk

That's and fucced up

What's even more fucced up is i've seen worse in real life

And to your earlier post, i've been had my parker jersey...don't ask me how :tonyparkerchinstrokesmiley:

 

[Grams]

Hilarious

That's the type of character that is nice in a woman IMO. I mean she looked open and funny about things that could be sensitive, that's a good point in my book honestly. I'd have liked that and would have replied "it's ok, I have wet wipes in my apartment"

That would be true if this hoe wasn't on vine for half the time we were tryna get to know each other

And she told me "you look foreign as hell" and that offended the fook outta me #MidnightBoyz

It was a no go ock

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

I can't c/s you man c/s'ing ole girl opening talking about sh1tting...its not cute nor endearing...she doesn't have to pretend girls don't take sh1ts but why is she bringing it up in gen convo in the first place? liberties standid

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Got a new internship that I actually like. Editorial and all of that. Today was a great day

@Liu Kang has someone made a :drapercry: yet? I know is all the rage at the moment but :drapercry: seemed oddly appropriate for this post.

Spoiler

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I can't c/s you man c/s'ing ole girl opening talking about sh1tting...its not cute nor endearing...she doesn't have to pretend girls don't take sh1ts but why is she bringing it up in gen convo in the first place? liberties standid

I'm pretty firmly in this camp

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

OFT brehs, what you're thoughts of bringing your main chick to strip clubs?

 

[Liu Kang]

Damn, guys. Homegirl was just joking. I found it funny but to each is own I guess.

Got a new internship that I actually like. Editorial and all of that. Today was a great day

@Liu Kang has someone made a :drapercry: yet? I know is all the rage at the moment but :drapercry: seemed oddly appropriate for this post.

Spoiler

I've seen it on the official smiley thread IIRC. Ask @3Rivers, he may have done it already.

 

[mastermind]

OFT brehs, what you're thoughts of bringing your main chick to strip clubs?

no problems at all

whats your apprehension?

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

OFT brehs, what you're thoughts of bringing your main chick to strip clubs?

I like your style is my opinion

Is she up for it?

Oh and to all of you a quick question...has the strip club replaced the traditional club in America or is the cultural voyeurs blowing things out of proportion once again?

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

no problems at all

whats your apprehension?

I like your style is my opinion

Is she up for it?

Oh and to all of you a quick question...has the strip club replaced the traditional club in America or is the cultural voyeurs blowing things out of proportion once again?

She keep asking about it. I asked her if she went before? She replied no. I think her friend keep egging her about going. Her friend is the outgoing one, she's the reserved til the drink in the system type.

 

[Grams]

My dons are tryna get me to go to

http://www.ricksnewyork.com/default.aspx

I don't get the appeal of that shyt AT ALL. Pay women to go near you brehs. nikkas be like but it's shytlit.com though

 

[mastermind]

She keep asking about it. I asked her if she went before? She replied no. I think her friend keep egging her about going. Her friend is the outgoing one, she's the reserved til the drink in the system type.

take her. She will like it.

Oh and to all of you a quick question...has the strip club replaced the traditional club in America or is the cultural voyeurs blowing things out of proportion once again?

a bit of both

in the DC area, a lot of women are open about liking the strip clubs now and it even made it in the Washington Post. A lot of strip clubs are not trying to have that seedy image anymore.

 

[dennis roadman]

OFT brehs, what you're thoughts of bringing your main chick to strip clubs?

pretty fun if your girl has some hoodrat buried deep down inside that she is firmly in control of

I like your style is my opinion

Is she up for it?

Oh and to all of you a quick question...has the strip club replaced the traditional club in America or is the cultural voyeurs blowing things out of proportion once again?

gettin closer actually around here they're the after hours spots because they stay open till sunrise since they dont serve alcohol. instead, you bring your own as long as its in an unmarked bottle

the "gentlemen's clubs" are stupid, they try to have an air of elegance, so you cant touch any girls and they have dudes in cheap suits workin the door. like who the fukk you tryin to fool

see this post for an example:

My dons are tryna get me to go to

http://www.ricksnewyork.com/default.aspx

I don't get the appeal of that shyt AT ALL. Pay women to go near you brehs. nikkas be like but it's shytlit.com though

the shake joints are more fun, no pretense, just some ratchet chicks doing ratchet things in a warehouse in the cut. and since it's some after hours shyt, men and women are in there after clubs shut down

as for me, i dont frequent them joints anymore. gets played after a while