Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[The Blind Man]

Why would I care about what Chelsea is paying Torres?

but you care what Man Utd are paying Shaw....

okay

 

[phillycavsfan]

but you care what Man Utd are paying Shaw....

okay

In case you didn't get the hint the 1st time, I'm not a Chelsea fan.

 

[gho3st]

but you care what Man Utd are paying Shaw....

okay

should have said Andy Carroll. Lethal weapon against an LFC fan

 

[thatrapsfan]

Zelalem season has returned

 

[phillycavsfan]

should have said Andy Carroll. Lethal weapon against an LFC fan

Oh yes, I'm still devastated by that signing that happened 4 years ago. I still cant sleep some nights.

 

[SCORCH]

@The Blind Man is one angry individual.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Well atleast Jose knows there wont be any more little horse excuses for him going 3 seasons without a trophy this season so he's started bringing out the games early.

 

[gho3st]

Oh yes, I'm still devastated by that signing that happened 4 years ago. I still cant sleep some nights.

 

[Max B]

but you care what Man Utd are paying Shaw....

okay

Yall think you have better chance then arsenal of signing cavani?

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

So lads i'm on a hunt.

A MILF hunt, if you will. And by MILF i ain't talking technicals i'm talking traditional, i'm talking 'mature', 40+.

I want experience, i want stretch marks, i want a down trodden, sex with younger guys is my only escape from my depressing life, woman.

I want a woman who knows the tricks of the trade.

How do i go about this. Going to a bar is off the table, wouldn't embarrass myself, i could pull them with ease tbf but there is no situation i could accomplish this without ridicule from elsewhere. I mean i'm 25 sure but i look a lot younger by all accounts.

POF etc is tough because they all tryna get married and a no strings freak is hard to identify. Especially while i'm back home and the pickings are slimmer.

Any advice lads?

I've got with 3 19-21 year olds in the last 2 weeks and i am bored to death. I mean i got one back at uni who i'm in regular contact with an genuinely like but that had to wait til i go back so for now i'm just doing whatever.

Would've thought pof or tinder would've been your best bet? (Don't know if any old chicks frequent tinder btw ) cos even though they put down they're looking for relationships/marriages, i'd imagine they'd know what the deal is if a 25 yr old breh approached them...and i'm sure they put down down they're looking for relationships cos well...implying that you're looking for reckless peen at their age just kinda looks bad...

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Maybe just change the age range on Tinder?

In Denver there is an area of town that is somewhat older, 30-40 or so year old people and families but there are a few specific bars where legit cougars go. I never go because I'm not trying to hang out with a bunch of older white people but surely there has to be something like that around those parts.

 

[concise]

Isn't there a reworked gif of this out there featuring him shooting people with a laser gun?

 

[The Blind Man]

@phillycavsfan

You agreed with chelsea comments on what United are paying Shaw, when Chelsea pay stupid wages themselves.

I just felt it necessary to point that out, apologies if I caused any offence.

 

[Max B]

If Toronto fc wins tonight I would think they would be in contention for cup. They just need upgrade on the back line and more depth players then will be set. But still a huge improvement since last season..

 

[The Blind Man]

@SCORCH is an unconscionably appalling derelict and a masturbatory acidly acrimonious delinquent who has delusions of adequacy.