Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Mané Swagincha]

LW: @Hollister The critics would argue his role in the team is entirely because he's Brazilian. They say if he was American, he'd be slumming it up in The Tunnel. Their criticism is undeniably true but his spot on the team sheet is cemented. Can't you just hear the drums in his keystrokes? The noise of the street in his iffy punctuation, the flavor of life in his consonants? Sure he just dribbles on the wing the same way he just pops in to carry on an on going conversation with himself about the happenings of the Brasileiro...but it's just so beautifl to watch

Made it in the 11



I'm a rightie, so I'm gonna be cutting in all day and shooting, not crossing nor passing, deal with it



The ethnicity of this team...we wont let you down boss

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Just put out an inquiry in the Conspiracy Theory thread in Free Speech

Who's the manager here? I'm offering up the posting services of @gho3st for a transfer fee of 3 Daps.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

can some1 up the american fukk up of champs league vid?

 

[Liu Kang]

The squad

Spoiler

Yes, @Gilver only heads straight to the goal. That's how he lives.

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And yes, @Hollister does the same. We know how Brazilian wingers play. A shame for @horse. kills who then has to cover the whole left wing.

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And yes, @Grams only heads back. We know he can't attack

 

[Jutt]

The squad

Spoiler

Yes, @Gilver only heads straigth to the goal. That's how he lives.

Spoiler

And yes, @Hollister does the same. We know how brazilian wingers plays. A shame for @horse.kills who then has to cover the whole left wing.

Spoiler

And yes, @Grams only goes back. We know he can't attack

 

[Scottie Drippin]

 

[Max B]

Rumors are Chelsea are prepared to offer Remy Cabella (newcastle target) about 2x the wages NUFC would: £80k v £40k.

Does this mean Hazard is on his way out? or maybe oscar? I highly doubt chelsea can hold on to them esp with rumors of another attacking mid coming in.

 

[EQ.]

The squad

Spoiler

Yes, @Gilver only heads straigth to the goal. That's how he lives.

Spoiler

And yes, @Hollister does the same. We know how brazilian wingers play. A shame for @horse. kills who then has to cover the whole left wing.

Spoiler

And yes, @Grams only heads back. We know he can't attack

the homie grams

 

[Grams]

THIS nikka MADE ME BLACKISCELLLLLLL

 

[Mané Swagincha]

"If he was American, he'd be slumming it up in The Tunnel"

Spending half your life growing up in Newark ting made man tuff bwoy

 

[Grams]

Nah that's a par fam @Liu Kang you on a @concise wave for that

 

[Liu Kang]

Nah that's a par fam @Liu Kang you on a @concise wave for that

at 00:04, "darkness, everybody ! Darkness ! Darkness is spreading !"

 

[Skeet Valentine]

Rumors are Chelsea are prepared to offer Remy Cabella (newcastle target) about 2x the wages NUFC would: £80k v £40k.

Does this mean Hazard is on his way out? or maybe oscar? I highly doubt chelsea can hold on to them esp with rumors of another attacking mid coming in.

mourinho lost faith in brazilians, hes gonna start raiding french players.

but he forgot about one thing

 

[SCORCH]

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Man aren't gonna be happy, but this is the team that best gives us a chance to take home the Cup this summer. Posting contributions from gentlemen not listed in this XI, and their wins, losses, etherings, and sonnings, will not count towards the performance of the official football (soccer) thread.

RWB: @SCORCH 3400 caps for OFT, he's only taken to the forum 4800 times in total, there may be no man more dedicated to the OFT cause A proper mandem, not even his recent flirtation with the Golden State Warriors has drawn him too far away from his home, and that's just what this tier of the team needs between @yoyoyo1 prodigious inability to settle on being anything and @horse. kills eclectic genetic makeup constantly sending him wayward.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Literally had to wait a minute brehdren

My bad breh

Not gonna lie tho, i was ready to bring out the

and all sorts

You missed a step not making @Tuaminator the team physio doe

@Liu Kang that formation mock up breh wish i could rep you for that...the way you did grams man looked like a secret character you'd have to scroll off the menu to get to in a ps1 beat em up