Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Ari Gold Bawse]

My bad breh

Not gonna lie tho, i was ready to bring out the

and all sorts

I will work hard over the next 4 years to make it like Baines did

@Bury Da Bwoy we going to talk about our boy Lewis

Sky are stirring this hard to gain viewers and make controversy but Lewis' comments arent helping

He will beast at Canada like he always does though

 

[SCORCH]

at @mastermind 's ability to watch every film. Before/after I've watched a film I'll look up reviews on the coli to see what the brehs are saying and either @mastermind has started the thread himself or posted in it. Breh doesn't miss shyt.

Speaking of films, I've literally just finished watching Short Term 12. Would definitely recommend

 

[yoyoyo1]

"prodigious inability to settle" though, the truth

at @mastermind 's ability to watch every film. Before/after I've watched a film I'll look up reviews on the coli to see what the brehs are saying and either @mastermind has started the thread himself or posted in it. Breh doesn't miss shyt.

yep, same

and IDK if its just me but movies are useless these days. theres no "must watch" stuff out there aside from lets say, oscar bait. all the top grossing movies are all usually similar big blockbusters. xmen 3, godzilla, really?

 

[SCORCH]

"prodigious inability to settle" though, the truth



yep, same

and IDK if its just me but movies are useless these days. theres no "must watch" stuff out there aside from lets say, oscar bait. all the top grossing movies are all usually similar big blockbusters. xmen 3, godzilla, really?

True, that's the first film I've watched in a while. Netflix has been recommending some utter shyt for a long time so really had to search for something to watch.

And whenever I hear the term Oscar-bait the first thing that comes to mind is Seven Pounds. shyt was legit embarrassing

 

[Grams]

@Liu Kang

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

I will work hard over the next 4 years to make it like Baines did

@Bury Da Bwoy we going to talk about our boy Lewis

Sky are stirring this hard to gain viewers and make controversy but Lewis' comments arent helping

He will beast at Canada like he always does though

He was kinda shaky this weekend breh not gonna lie, his attitude was a little mean spirited...like when the former fly bish/royal skank/now rapidly succombing to middle aged larry holmes whitw woman syndrome natalie pinkman was talking about mending their friendship and lewis was like " we're not friends " at first i was like fair enough, but i kinda felt sorry for nico cos when natalie told him lewis said that he looked like he was genuinely hurt by the comment and he looked dumb as fook cos he had just gone on about them being friends since they were teenagers lol he had such a goofy face it was hard not to feel like lewis was being foul...

In regards to canada, hopefully he can get it back together, its getting slightly worrying that nico has had the better set up the past couple races...he just needs to put in a commanding performance to reaffirm its his chsmpionship to lose


Sky are def trying to stir it tho, cant blame them tbph...they need to create some type of soap opera to get the extra views in

 

[Roaden Polynice]

"prodigious inability to settle" though, the truth



yep, same

and IDK if its just me but movies are useless these days. theres no "must watch" stuff out there aside from lets say, oscar bait. all the top grossing movies are all usually similar big blockbusters. xmen 3, godzilla, really?

I'm fukking done with Marvel movies and superhero movies in general.

There's no need to see any of them, especially Marvel. There's nothing to distinguish any Marvel movie, just a two hour jittering enormodrone with the requisite paint by numbers dramatic and action beats. I haven't been wowed by a superhero movie legitimately since TDK and that movie is a fukking MESS. But props to Nolan for trying to put some life into that shyt. Marvel is just plasticized and franchised to shyt.

There are a few interesting films coming out this summer though that I'm looking forward to

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

He was kinda shaky this weekend breh not gonna lie, his attitude was a little mean spirited...like when the former fly bish/royal skank/now rapidly succombing to middle aged larry holmes whitw woman syndrome natalie pinkman was talking about mending their friendship and lewis was like " we're not friends " at first i was like fair enough, but i kinda felt sorry for nico cos when natalie told him lewis said that he looked like he was genuinely hurt by the comment and he looked dumb as fook cos he had just gone on about them being friends since they were teenagers lol he had such a goofy face it was hard not to feel like lewis was being foul...

In regards to canada, hopefully he can get it back together, its getting slightly worrying that nico has had the better set up the past couple races...he just needs to put in a commanding performance to reaffirm its his chsmpionship to lose


Sky are def trying to stir it tho, cant blame them tbph...they need to create some type of soap opera to get the extra views in

You know Pinkham was smiling hard after. Bet shes getting a nice bonus for her well thought out questions, Lewis fell into her traps too easy though

Tbh though Lewis has always said they arent friends but Sky are acting like its the first time hes ever said it but yeah they are stirring it

 

[SCORCH]

I'm fukking done with Marvel movies and superhero movies in general.

There's no need to see any of them, especially Marvel. There's nothing to distinguish any Marvel movie, just a two hour jittering enormodrone with the requisite paint by numbers dramatic and action beats. I haven't been wowed by a superhero movie legitimately since TDK and that movie is a fukking MESS. But props to Nolan for trying to put some life into that shyt. Marvel is just plasticized and franchised to shyt.

There are a few interesting films coming out this summer though that I'm looking forward to

Which ones?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Which ones?

Planet of the Apes
The Rover
Snowpiercer
Night Moves
22 Jump Street
Sin City (for the fukkery...and I actually sorta liked the first one)
The Purge

Off the top of my head.

 

[Max B]

mourinho lost faith in brazilians, hes gonna start raiding french players.

but he forgot about one thing

Cmon breh you know arsene gon be like the squad is already fine no addition needed. Prob sign a another no-name from ligue 2

 

[Skeet Valentine]

Cmon breh you know arsene gon be like the squad is already fine no addition needed. Prob sign a another no-name from ligue 2

man i hope not, if we don't at least a striker imma be fukking pissed.

apparently ashley williams was spotted at the emirates today, so i guess vermalaen is gone.

 

[yoyoyo1]

I'm happy with my weekly Louie, Veep, Silicon Valley(,) and Boondocks

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I haven't watched a single episode of the new boondocks season. Any good?

 

[Max B]

man i hope not, if we don't at least a striker imma be fukking pissed.

apparently ashley williams was spotted at the emirates today, so i guess vermalaen is gone.

Vermalaen was ripping it when he first moved from ajax to ur club...damn he really fell off

Yall shoulda got higuin last summer hes wayyy better then benzema imo