Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Mané Swagincha]

why is Atletico Mineiro/Santa Fe being played at America Mineiro's stadium? World Cup stuff? Seems these teams rotate their home stadiums or something, don't even feel like keeping up with it.

Could never forget that stadium, America was my favorite team in Serie B when they were beasting that year they got promoted. Would've even bought a jersey that year with all the entertainment and money they brought my way.

Always thought of doing something like that but I haven't started. Shout out to Brommapojkarna, Criciuma, and Hoffenheim.

Atletico purchased the rights to use the Independência stadium for home matches, or something of that sort. But like last year, if they make it to finale of Libertadores, Conmebol will have them play in a bigger park. Small stadium, small club, while the Mineirao is ours

 

[DStyles]

J Cole is amazing brehs

I know Kendrick, J Cole (now), Drake, Cudi

anyone else noteworthy that's fairly popular (and of similar caliber) I should listen to?




thing I hate most about the genre is that I'm like "wow this album is great" - check the time, 30 minutes in and there's still another 50 left to go can't possibly keep up quality for that much time

Joey Bada$$

 

[Grams]

Insha'Allah Olympiacos holds us only to 1 goal at home. Moyes out :tanking: :tanking: :tanking:

 

[Roaden Polynice]

J Cole is amazing brehs

I know Kendrick, J Cole (now), Drake, Cudi

anyone else noteworthy that's fairly popular (and of similar caliber) I should listen to?




thing I hate most about the genre is that I'm like "wow this album is great" - check the time, 30 minutes in and there's still another 50 left to go can't possibly keep up quality for that much time

J. Cole?

J. Cole of Friday Night Lights fame?

He's the most basic ass rapper ever.

There's nothing remotely special about him except sometimes he'll rap about something that I can somewhat relate to "Should I admit that a slutty bytch was my first smash? Wasn't experienced so nah I didn't wear it out, always thought my first time would be someone I cared about but, being a virgin was something to be embarrassed about, I used that ass for practice so I wasn't scared out my mind"

I guess this would be the apt time to mention though that I love Chance the Rappers mixtape

 

[Black Nate Grey]

Holy fock

Look at the way the way he controlled the ball, it just stops dead.

C.Ronaldo is always lauded for his athleticism but people forget he has crazy technique too.

 

[Grams]

J. Cole?

J. Cole of Friday Night Lights fame?

He's the most basic ass rapper ever.

There's nothing remotely special about him except sometimes he'll rap about something that I can somewhat relate to "Should I admit that a slutty bytch was my first smash? Wasn't experienced so nah I didn't wear it out, always thought my first time would be someone I cared about but, being a virgin was something to be embarrassed about, I used that ass for practice so I wasn't scared out my mind"

I guess this would be the apt time to mention though that I love Chance the Rappers mixtape

Damn I had to undap you for the Chance part sorry breh.



nikkas wonder why I don't go up for headers

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...occer-player-by-boston-university-researchers

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Damn I had to undap you for the Chance part sorry breh.

It's understandable. I used to hate chance too, I had Acid Rap on my iTunes for ages then I listened to it playing FIFA. Didn't skip anything.

Listened to it again the next day, not bad

Had it on repeat for a week

After a month, drunkenly singing, "I miss my cocoa butta kisses, I think we all addicctteddd "

 

[YoungSkeezy]

Well the good news is, Benfica is going to win tomorrow

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Just watched Workaholics for the first time in ages, still pretty good

This Broad City show sucks though. Girls has funnier comedy than this and that shyt ain't even a full blown comedy like Broad City But the main characters look like jewesses..so...y'know :ffs:

 

[Grams]

I'm wildin

Brehs it's taken me 21 years to realize that confidence is top 5 most critical aspect of your life and how it will turn out.

I seen the girl from this thread
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/bytc...ortunity-to-bag-a-girl-unappreciation.190113/
sitting infront of me on the bus today and I just did not have the confidence to go and say anything. I bottled it. She coulda been my girl but I didn't have the confidence.

Freshman year of highschool I quit the soccer team cuz I didn't have any confidence in myself after seeing all these spanish and portuguese nikkas ball out cuz their parents used to send them to camp year round while my parents didn't do shyt for me. Junior year I said fukk it and worked hard on my game and by senior year the entire team was sucking my dikk no homo. People keep telling me if I stuck with it from Freshman year to graduation I coulda easily made my school's D1 team because the quality of strikers is but I'm sitting here like a bum cuz I had no confidence.

I had a legit dime on my dikk but because of my low confidence, I said to myself "all the man in the world why would she want ya black ass but then I heard from someone she was waiting for me to make the move but I blew my chance and she moved on.........cuz I had no confidence.

Look at this lightskin mulatto nikka hea. He plays with ZERO confidence and does this on a consistent basis. Shambolic



Look at this poor soul right here. THIS IS WHAT ZERO CONFIDENCE DOES TO YOU. @1:17 look at him slouched over no homo hands on his knees thinking "I hope I don't fukk this up" @1:55 when he misses the foul shot, everybody knew there was no way he would make the last one because of the way his confidence St. Louis boogaloo'd out his body



The greatest actors wouldn't be where they are today if they didn't have the confidence to go in front of casting and do their thing.

You think Kobe or MJ would be as great as they were without confidence?

Do you think Sara Jay can be so gawdddd ugly but still be one of the greatest porn hoes of all time if she didn't believe she had supreme riding and sucking skills? (Pause )

Any coli poster reading this struggling with confidence just try brehs and brehette. The least you can do is try.

I'm tired of posters here talking about "just get confidence" nikka it has never been that easy what you gotta do is throw yourself out there when you are scared shytless, do whatever you gotta do. Tell yourself it wasn't that bad. Keep practicing, and eventually you will get good at it to the point where you KNOW you can do it and you are confident enough to stunt on nikkas and gyals on some

steez

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Powerful stuff.

And it's not even wrong.

One of the great things though is that confidence is insanely easy to fake. Like being an extrovert I reckon.

 

[Grams]

Powerful stuff.

And it's not even wrong.

One of the great things though is that confidence is insanely easy to fake. Like being an extrovert I reckon.

I had to go on tiny rant.

Not having confidence is crippling and I'm not even exaggerating. shyt can have you paralyzed

 

[Grams]

So my writing tekks are coming along. I finally feel like I'll be able to write about stuff on par with the best OFT mandem. Tryna figure out ways to incorporate them into a blog. Like I said before I don't really care for tactics and that so I'd be talking out my ass for the most part on why teams are playing the way they are. All I can say is "so and so has the dribbling skills, so and so can hit them from long range, so and so will finish an opportunity in front of the net 99 times out of 100". Typical FIFA shyte. Tryna be like @phillycavsfan :lallana:

 

[Roaden Polynice]

If you're gonna put forth the most basic of observations you either gotta be really fukking funny or you gotta be a superior writer that whatever you write is the best of the best.

I think of Arseblog off the top of my head (which I know some people are ) but hear me out. Arseblog has thrived for so long I think because he can, most of the time, be actually sorta witty. His writing isn't knock your pants off or anything but he has a nice combination of funniness, and strong, tight writing. He essentially does the basic things really well while adding in some decent humor into the mix. I guess that sorta contradicts my first statement, but that's all I could think of right now

 

[Grams]

If you're gonna put forth the most basic of observations you either gotta be really fukking funny or you gotta be a superior writer that whatever you write is the best of the best.

I think of Arseblog off the top of my head (which I know some people are ) but hear me out. Arseblog has thrived for so long I think because he can, most of the time, be actually sorta witty. His writing isn't knock your pants off or anything but he has a nice combination of funniness, and strong, tight writing. He essentially does the basic things really well while adding in some decent humor into the mix. I guess that sorta contradicts my first statement, but that's all I could think of right now

Just read some of his posts. Seems simple enough. I wonder how much he gets paid, if he even gets paid at all. He doesn't have that play-by-play voice that I do though