Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Grams]

I'm really about to place this frogboy Lip Gallagher in an automatic top 10 simp in TV history spot and I'm about to make some inquiries for his spot in the top 5. Boutta start season 3

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I somehow got the internship for the interview I bombed.

I can't tell if the bar for prospective applicants was incredibly low or if every other applicant was that thick

Either way I'm bumping "We Gonna Make It" for the rest of the day

 

[SCORCH]

Chelsea Football Club can confirm an agreement has been reached with FC Basel for the transfer of their 21-year-old attacking midfielder Mohamed Salah.

Salah on the break, that's a scary sight

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

liverpool took too long haggling the price over salah

chelsea just bopped in and robbed him in front of them

 

[phillycavsfan]

We got Tottenham'd.

EDIT: Oh wait nevermind. Basel wanted double what we were willing to pay for him.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Chelsea.

 

[SCORCH]

Chelsea.

Jose's just having fun outchea

 

[beejus]

Jose's just having fun outchea

 

[mastermind]

Sandro Rossell about to step down from Barcelona

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

100% confirmed that wenger is a crackhead.

Nicca said we most likely wouldn't be going into the transfer market unless someone extrodinary becomes available

And then had the gaul to allude to us being alrite because we have ramsey, bendtner and sanogo coming back

We got mourinho playing chess outchea in the transfer market and this nicca arsene tryna play hopskotch smh

 

[OneManGang]

100% confirmed that wenger is a crackhead.

Nicca said we most likely wouldn't be going into the transfer market unless someone extrodinary becomes available

And then had the gaul to allude to us being alrite because we have ramsey, bendtner and sanogo coming back

We got mourinho playing chess outchea in the transfer market and this nicca arsene tryna play hopskotch smh

Come on, man. Why you getting all worked up? Where you been the last 8 years. This is the norm during transfer window. Arshavin and Ozil were extreme outliers. I dont even get stressed out. If it happens, it happens

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Come on, man. Why you getting all worked up? Where you been the last 8 years.

breh . This is the first season in years that we can legit get some silverware and wenger's hellbent on fuccing it up by not addressing our obvious weaknesses, and you're asking why i'm getting worked up.

foh

 

[Mané Swagincha]

We got Tottenham'd.

EDIT: Oh wait nevermind. Basel wanted double what we were willing to pay for him.

Na we just got Liverpool'd.

Do you not remember Gylfi?

We're the Premier League's best scouts, those almost 2 full days that Willian was linked to only us almost

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Maserati Mou is back.

Selling a top player to club knowing that won't win the league (Only to get a player in return in the summer )
Making Wengz
Stealing Liverpool top target like nothing.

All in 24 hours.

 

[gho3st]

Sandro Rossell about to step down from Barcelona

b/c of Neymar's transfer.... Neymar and his father came up off that shyt Santos only got 17m while Neymar(and his father) got close to 58m euros