Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

Come to the conclusion, Tim Howard's beard is

Makes me want to grow a Socrates beard

Oh and Lukaku is looking alright

 

[Gandolpiffini]

Well Newcastle is garbage so....

 

[yoyoyo1]

Guzan and Timmy both with assists this week

 

[mastermind]

yeah i fukk with those albums but not on the same level where i put them on in the background and can mentally jump in and out seamlessly

this is kind of a controversial statement

Makes me want to grow a Socrates beard

If I could grow a beard, it would look like this (the footballer)

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Huh?

Kelly

Or is it a bird

 

[gho3st]

@yoyoyo1 already handing out winnings on Everton/Newcastle

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

what was mourinho really thinking though.

lukaku proved hes a beast on loan at west brom last season while torres stayed shooting blanks

i aint complaining, fukk chelsea

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Cuban Linx >

International Drug Conspiracy Music Raekwon is my favorite in the Wu.

 

[dennis roadman]

this is kind of a controversial statement

If I could grow a beard, it would look like this (the footballer)

i told everyone in the barbershop magic johnson got HIV from a dude and they all at me

this controversy is nothin to me breh

but really it's just that i've never been able to understand raekwon, and i fukk with his music hard, but i can't rap along to that shyt

edit: i love saying

dikk made the cover now count, how many veins on it
Scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap
Ten years working for me, you wanna tap shyt?
BUNG BUNG BUNG! Your bell went rung rung rung!
Staple-Land's where the ambulance don't come

more than anything else in the world

 

[EQ.]

@yoyoyo1 already handing out winnings on Everton/Newcastle

He just said fukk it

 

[Roid Jones]

Well at least Lukaku has scored in a blue shirt...............

 

[nyknick]

Mourinho leaving press conference over De Bruyne question ... can't wait until they ask him about Lukaku

 

[EQ.]

@yoyoyo1 maybe a bit premature

 

[mastermind]

edit: i love saying
more than anything else in the world

there was a time in college where me and my friends would end sentences with "bung/bong."

 

[EQ.]