Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

I went to The International a couple of times when they still had it. Saw Phil da Gawd tee off

Never saw Tiger because the philanderin' son of a bytch thought it was too close to the PGA Championship. (or British Open. Don't Remember)

That or he was sticking his penis into a bunch of random average white woman which odds are pretty good considering when The International was still held

 

[KOTK]

Mickleson looks like the kind of guy who tries to sell everyone he sees on his way to the Fairway a set of encyclopedias.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I like how that Seth MacFarlane article is filed under 'humor.'

Nailed it.

 

[TTT]

Heading out to 5a side footy brehs rockin the phat Ronaldo Madrid number 9. Hala Madrid we going for La Décima in Wembley

Is that on a turf of futsal, i play in a futsal type league with those low bouncing balls.

 

[Grams]

I need to see a picture of @Don Rhymus to see if his looks play a factor in the grand lifestyle he lives

 

[KOTK]

I need to see a picture of @Don Rhymus to see if his looks play a factor in the grand lifestyle he lives

Opting out of this arrangement as I'm perfectly happy with the cover of Finally Rich as a mental picture.

 

[dennis roadman]

I need to see a picture of @Don Rhymus to see if his looks play a factor in the grand lifestyle he lives

you think this man is slaying south florida's finest lesbians without looking like a jamaican adam levine?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I always figured he looked like Kendrick Lamar in the Swimming Pools video with the red suit on.

 

[KOTK]

I don't think anything will top Havoc00 actually looking like a movie villain.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I'm alright looking, and broke.

It's all charisma, tbh.

Or I should say, it was all charisma. For the past year and a half my reputation has grown. So now when I meet a new collection of wild ass girls, my old collection goes on about how amazing I am and spit game for me

Like this past month, where I've started chilling with these late 20-somethings who all work in the same hair salon and do commendable amounts of coke. One randomly complimented me on my haircut (the flattop plays ) and my brehette for life swooped in and started rattling off my rap sheet. Spent yesterday at one of their houses where the music was all vinyl and they made all local farm product tacos

 

[KOTK]

commendable amounts of coke

 

[Grams]

 

[Arrogance.]

 

[dennis roadman]

I'm alright looking, and broke.

It's all charisma, tbh.

Or I should say, it was all charisma. For the past year and a half my reputation has grown. So now when I meet a new collection of wild ass girls, my old collection goes on about how amazing I am and spit game for me

Like this past month, where I've started chilling with these late 20-somethings who all work in the same hair salon and do commendable amounts of coke. One randomly complimented me on my haircut (the flattop plays ) and my brehette for life swooped in and started rattling off my rap sheet. Spent yesterday at one of their houses where the music was all vinyl and they made all local farm product tacos

you know you're coming to brazil right?