Most footballers Ive interviewed have been perfectly pleasant. My problem isnt with them. In part, I no longer like the game on the field. In my childhood there were barely any live matches on TV. A weekly highlights programme was a highlight of my week. Now that we can watch six live matches every weekend, the secret is out: most football is boring. And the ceaseless flow creates too much repetition. Lionel Messi is the best ever, but now that hes live on TV 60 times a year, déjà vu encroaches: Messi dribbles past four men and scores, again.